Really bad jokes - don't be afraid to post yours here

So, I have a book coming out tomorrow...but honestly, I don't think I should have eaten it in the first place.

http://fullpickle.com/citationneeded/2009/08/06/emilys-flow/

Q: What does one behaviorist say to another after sex?
A: That was great for you. How was it for me?

I thumbed it up, it was at 0... Probably too subtle for this thread.

Two remarks:

1- Your subtlety is up your own arse.

2- People thumb down threads at the simple mention of the word "sex".

For someone who doesn't like sex, you seem to enjoy fantacizing about arses...

Okay, here's one for you then. Note the absence of the word "sex"...

A waiter in a (Parisian of course) restaurant is being called by a client, who says: I just found this pubic hair in my spaghetti! This is disgusting! I won't finish it, nor will I pay! The client stands up and dashes out of the restaurant.

The waiter reports the matter to the restaurant owner, who tells him this is the oldest trick in the book. "Go catch up with him and make him pay!"

So the waiter gets out, looks around, and spots his client at the end of the street. He is talking to a prostitute, and walks in a hotel with her.

The waiter runs up the street and into the hotel, climbs up the stairs, tries his luck on a few doors... One opens up. There they are, the man's face burried deep in the woman's underbelly, and he seems to be enjoying himself quite a bit.

The waiter is shocked. "Well, for someone who doesn't like pubic hair..."

The man retorts: "Hey, if I find ONE spaghetti in there, I won't pay either!"

You don't know what you are talking about, for someone who have some pretension to philosophy.

You know nothing, and thus miserably fail guessing about my sexual inclinations.

You also don't know the gerund of the verb to fantasize.

But your joke, a very old one, belongs to this thread: it's very, very bad.

Not only in form, plot, but in taste (pun intended.)

My jokes are always of the lowest caliber and indeed taste.

We will not "taste" your jokes, but keep em coming.....

amazing...even the humor threads have the presence of the humorless.

Why was five afraid of six?

C'mon, have a bite!

I realize my jokes may be a bit too French for some, but then, this is a "really bad jokes" thread... So yes, I'll keep... errrr... coming.

Very funny, O5!

Thanks for your support, Mo. :-)

Apparently I stepped on Timur's toes without even realizing it. Hopefuly he won't start to limp...

OUCH!

My pleasure, O5.



I found it hilarious! This is the first time I'm actually posting to this thread. I saw your name and remembered what a wonderful sense of humor you possess.

I went to the bar last night and saw a extremely obese lady dancing on a table.
I said, "Great legs."
The girl giggled and said with a smile, "Do you really think so."
I said, "Definitely! ......Most tables would have collapsed by now."

A crutch would help if he does.

I give it up. Why?