Watching Duck Dynasty and one of the characters says "My brother's so dumb it takes him two hours to watch 60 Minutes."
@panzade,
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?
A thesaurus.
OK, OK, don't push, I'm leaving.
waiter: "What would you like to drink?"
me: "тнє вℓσσ∂ σƒ му єηємιєѕ"
waiter:
me:
waiter:
me:
waiter:
me:
waiter: "is Pepsi okay?"
New Bra-&-Calvin Rickson
Calvin Rickson, an engineer from Texas A&M University, has designed a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling, bouncing up and down, and stops nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
AFTER A NEWS CONFERENCE ANNOUNCING THE INVENTION, A LARGE GROUP OF MEN TOOK MR. RICKSON OUTSIDE AND KICKED THE **** OUT OF HIM.
'IN GOD WE TRUST!'
@Lustig Andrei,
What do you call a dinosaur that kick its legs up and flash the gusset?
A chorus.
@Lustig Andrei,
What do you call a dinosaur that's charging at you?
Hazardous.
@spendius,
Quote:What do you call a dinosaur that's charging at you?
Hazardous.
You're living in the wrong era.
Decades ago, in the days of Charles de Galle, he and his wife were at an elegant event.
When the press asked Mrs. de Galle what she most wanted, she said, "A penis."
Charles leaned down and quietly said, "My dear, I think you meant ' appiness '."
@Diane,
I've been told that I treat women as sex objects.
I suppose it's true... I ask for sex, and they object.
@Region Philbis,
That's gotta be a blonde joke
@DrewDad,
DrewDad wrote:
I've been told that I treat women as sex objects.
I suppose it's true... I ask for sex, and they object.
LOL!!!!!! May I have this joke? Ad
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan."
Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal.
Her husband responds, "But they are twins-if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
The world's worst limbo dancer walks into a bar.
