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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2013 02:57 pm
@George,
Quote:
They wrote on my medical chart that I had type-A blood,
but it was a type-O.


Nice try George, we all know you cheated on your blood test.
George
 
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Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2013 03:23 pm
@hingehead,
hingehead wrote:
. . . Nice try George, we all know you cheated on your blood test.
They're tough markers.
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Advocate
 
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Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2013 06:54 pm
@spendius,
spendius wrote:

Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

He had no-body to go with.


A joke in this thread can't be too bad. However, your joke was too bad.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 5 Feb, 2013 09:56 pm
@Advocate,
That's what we get when spendi spends all his free time at the local pub. Mr. Green Drunk Drunk Drunk Drunk
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2013 03:55 pm
@Advocate,
Q. How many of each kind of animal did Moses take on the Ark?




























































A: None. Noah took animals on the Ark.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2013 06:14 pm
@DrewDad,
My question about Moses. How did he collect all the animals from around the world? Did he travel to all the continents with animals? How long did it take him?
spendius
 
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Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2013 06:18 pm
@cicerone imposter,
As long as it took to write the story you siilly moocow.

It sounds like you half believe it. The Darwinian explanation is a bit difficult for ordinary folks to be comfortable with.
spendius
 
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Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2013 06:19 pm
@spendius,
It's amazing how clever some people think they are because they have discovered that the Noah story is a bit far fetched.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2013 06:58 pm
@cicerone imposter,
You're funny.
Berty McJock
 
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Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2013 07:19 pm
Noah wants to spend a couple of days in scotland.

THEN he'd know what rain is!
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2013 07:30 pm
@hingehead,
Thanks for the compliment; it's not often I'm seen as a poster of "funny." Mr. Green
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 6 Feb, 2013 09:02 pm
@spendius,
So is the religious.
spendius
 
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Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2013 04:28 am
@roger,
Now rog!! Don't start getting serious.
cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2013 11:48 am
@spendius,
spendi, That's the best joke you ever posted on a2k! Mr. Green
spendius
 
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Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2013 12:03 pm
@cicerone imposter,
No it isn't. The shaggy-dog stories on the ID thread were much better.
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Berty McJock
 
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Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2013 12:20 pm
i've just booked a table for valentines day.
i hope my girlfriend is good at snooker!

i had a fight with my erection this morning.
i beat it single handedly.

nappies and politicians should be changed often.
both for the same reason.

monopoly retires iconic iron token.
press release to follow.
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2013 01:44 pm
@Berty McJock,
That "nappies and politicians" line is classic!
Berty McJock
 
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Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2013 01:48 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
i wasn't sure whether to translate it into "diaper" but i knew you lot was an intelligent bunch Razz
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2013 01:51 pm
@Berty McJock,
Berty McJock wrote:

i wasn't sure whether to translate it into "diaper" but i knew you lot was an intelligent bunch Razz


Most of us can speak Brit-English if forced to. Smile But, then, what with Hollywood and all, I'm sure you all can pretty well understand the USians.
Berty McJock
 
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Reply Thu 7 Feb, 2013 01:52 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
eh? Razz
 

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