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I am a 30 year old virgin and it feels awesome

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smorgs
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jul, 2006 08:08 pm
chai tea wrote
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enters, smoking a cigarette, exuding a "certain glow"


Give me a drag of that fag chai!

That was great, loved counting those freckles...

x
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jul, 2006 08:21 pm
Frank Apisa wrote:
Montana wrote:
Hey, I haven't been laid in over 8 years and I was wondering if I could get some sympathy over here as well Laughing


My guess is you could get more than sympathy.

Twisted Evil


Laughing I just got back from going to see our local fireworks and this gorgeous man came and asked me what was going on there tonight and I told him it was the fireworks.
He lingered and asked what time they started, while smiling at eachother, I told him they started at 10:00.
He stood next to me for another minute, smiled, thanked me and walked back to his truck, which had a female passenger.

You guys just love to tease me, don't ya? Laughing
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snood
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jul, 2006 08:55 pm
Well, there's some teasin' goin' on, but I'm not sure who's teasin' who right now...
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Montana
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jul, 2006 09:07 pm
Laughing
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jul, 2006 10:28 pm
All riiight, me and Chai, rockin' the freckles! We're so damn fabulous.

And by the way, Amigo, did I mention how much I love you? Very Happy
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Sun 23 Jul, 2006 10:51 pm
Amigo wrote:

I took my best qualities and made them better and better then when I met a girl that liked those qualities I was in. A girl that isn't going to like me for a bad quality I have is a lost cause.


Does this mean you will not be marrying me after all? And I have collected and frozen 237 corndogs already! Damn you, Amigo!
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Amigo
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jul, 2006 09:40 am
cyphercat wrote:
All riiight, me and Chai, rockin' the freckles! We're so damn fabulous.

And by the way, Amigo, did I mention how much I love you? Very Happy
No, but please don't stop.
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Amigo
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jul, 2006 09:48 am
dagmaraka wrote:
Amigo wrote:

I took my best qualities and made them better and better then when I met a girl that liked those qualities I was in. A girl that isn't going to like me for a bad quality I have is a lost cause.


Does this mean you will not be marrying me after all? And I have collected and frozen 237 corndogs already! Damn you, Amigo!
Yes, we get married. Can we get married over the internet?

Then we go to your homeland for big party with traditional music. It will be like a movie.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jul, 2006 09:56 am
i ain't shipping 300 frozen corndogs to you! but maybe i'll ship them home and then we'll eat them on a mountain side, with a background of sheep, traditional drumbla and czimbalom music, and liters of plum brandy flowing.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jul, 2006 10:01 am
If you haven't had a girlfriend ever, you might want to consider why.

If you say it isn't your looks, it must be your personality.

I can't imagine that you can't find a girl willing to screw you just to screw.

They are out there. Lots of em, who don't care about a relationship, and just want to have fun.

So, the quesiton is, is you or is it that you have too high expectations?

Just pick a girl up at a bar and get laid that night if this is so imporatant to you.

Trust me. It isn't that hard.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jul, 2006 10:06 am
Bella Dea wrote:


Trust me. It isn't that hard.




........Maybe that's the problem?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jul, 2006 10:07 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:


Trust me. It isn't that hard.




........Maybe that's the problem?


Oooo good point....
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Amigo
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jul, 2006 10:12 am
dagmaraka wrote:
i ain't shipping 300 frozen corndogs to you! but maybe i'll ship them home and then we'll eat them on a mountain side, with a background of sheep, traditional drumbla and czimbalom music, and liters of plum brandy flowing.
Like our love, corndogs keep forever.

Corndogs of love. Love dogs. Very Happy
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jul, 2006 11:37 am
Bella Dea wrote:
Just pick a girl up at a bar and get laid that night if this is so imporatant to you.

Trust me. It isn't that hard.

Err. If you're a girl, picking up a boy at a bar to get laid that night isn't that hard. All you need to do is go there. Doesnt really work the same way the other way round, if you're not like superhandsome or just got that thing going on.

I mean, when it comes to picking up a loose screw (ha ha) in a bar, its like four interested guys for every potentially interested girl hanging round, hello.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jul, 2006 12:25 pm
yeah? Where are they when I go to a bar? I'm interested!
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jul, 2006 12:26 pm
nimh wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
Just pick a girl up at a bar and get laid that night if this is so imporatant to you.

Trust me. It isn't that hard.

Err. If you're a girl, picking up a boy at a bar to get laid that night isn't that hard. All you need to do is go there. Doesnt really work the same way the other way round, if you're not like superhandsome or just got that thing going on.

I mean, when it comes to picking up a loose screw (ha ha) in a bar, its like four interested guys for every potentially interested girl hanging round, hello.


All the guys in college could find girls or a girl to do. And everyone knew who those girls were. It was never a secret.

If all you want is a lay, you're standards can't be too high.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jul, 2006 12:28 pm
Personal ads are another easy way to find someone just out for some fun. This guy hasn't tried very hard.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jul, 2006 12:33 pm
Easy Get It

Here's a bunch of sites with people looking just to have some sex.
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jul, 2006 12:34 pm
Awright. Hands up, men of A2K, who's found it just easy as 1-2-3 to go into any bar and find a girl to screw that night.

Yeah, I mean, apart from Joe Nation when he was young, of course, and Slappy (but then he finds 'em on street corners not bars Mr. Green)
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 24 Jul, 2006 12:37 pm
Bella Dea wrote:
Easy Get It

Here's a bunch of sites with people looking just to have some sex.

You were talking about picking up a girl up at a bar, Bella.

Ive always wondered about that kind of sites ... I mean, Ive always just kinda half-assumed they were more like commercial porn traps or something (but then no, I've never tried Razz).
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