I am a 30 year old virgin and it feels awesome

suka75038, This conversation is anonymous. Why don't you let it out and let us help you in the same way you might help somebody. Stop being cynical. You deserve to be happy (and get laid) as much as anybody else.

You need to confront this. This is your one and only life. You deserve to be happy.

Have you seen the movie "40 year old virgin"? Believe it or not their is alot of good advice in there on getting laid.

Is your problem personality or looks or both?

Are you clean?

How much do you weigh?

Clothes? Hair style? Skin condition?

Are you confident?

Do you come off as to desperate?

This is anonymous. What do you have to lose? Will some people make fun of you? Of course they will people are f**ked, f**k those people.

I agree with flushd

you sound bitter, and I'm sure that comes across even more so in person.

seriously, maybe you should go to a clean hooker, get it out of the way.

Lose your virginity to a hooker!?!? How can you guys tell this guy that? Their is a side of men women don't know about. We keep it guarded.

We know if we show our weaknesses you guys will go straight for the throat.

Thats it!!!! I'm starting a sex ban against women!!!!! Nation wide!!

Yeah, I thought '40 yr old virgin' was rather informative too. And it's funny.

I agree with Chai (and the others who are responding to it in their own ways) that you come across as intensely bitter. That's ok. I'm not judging you for it.
But truth be told, if I spoke to you and heard that sort of bitterness...I would be running! No matter if you are a good guy, hot as hell, whatever...the attitude is a huge turn-off.

And I am serious about finding someone to bed. Ok, maybe not a prostitute if that is not your thing, but then again: why not?
Maybe an ok woman who is not interested in a long term relationship - just a good time.

You don't have to be in love with her. Liking is enough. The idea is to find someone you can be comfortable with and who is willing to be with you, yknow?

Sex can change the way we look at the world. Especially, for a man, who probably has built all sorts of ideas in his head. What's that line? "Put the pussy on a pedastal".

Getting some may give you something to smile about. There is no reason you can't experience it too.

Of all the many, many times I've wished I had a vomiting emoticon, this is the vomitiest.

Okay, I know that's harsh, but man, you come off really badly here. Your **** about some "used up" mom with stretch marks-- You know, not being a total jerk would be a really good start to finding someone willing to be with you.

I better get the hell out of here before I never get laid again.

LOL Amigo, somehow I don't think you'll have a problem :wink:

I really got a kick out the nationwide man-sex ban, though.

'Migo, you'll always be able to get laid around here.

You know we all love you desperately! You're sweet and charming and hilarious...But the thing is, I really don't think you'd have ever sounded as disrespectful and mean as suka even if you'd been in his position, you know what I mean? That's the difference right there.

Ban? What ban? So ummm......how you doin?

Oh, whatever, just ignore me! that's fine... <shniff> :wink:

cypher, you had me melting and those comments weren't even directed at me!

Gee, I love that part of men that's always guarded from us women.

Suka probably has bitter and misplaced contempt for women. Sex is extremely powerful on the psyci not to mention the emphasis society puts on it. Who knows what kind of person Suka is. This is a cry for help!


"'Migo, you'll always be able to get laid around here." You just put a little swagger in my step cypher.

I wasn't ignoring you. I just want to make sure I pick all the right words for you.

Okay, that's it, get over here you two-- Group hug!!

Hey, whose hand is that--!

I don't think this is helping suka.

But it sure as hell is helping me.

Amigoe can always come on over to my barn for a good roll in the hay..

Why do you guys do this to poor amigo? You know I am putty in your hands.

Can't you see I am a passionate man?!? Are you trying to burst my heart?

Suka was wrong to put the things he did (about women). Whenever anyone (male or female) posts like that... we all come flocking!

... and why not? This is a forum, and we all have views. We all like to be heard, that's why we are here.

I don't believe it is a cry for help, though I do accept there are abvious issues with him. A cry for help would not be couched in such disparaging terms towards women.

And the remarks about women of a certain age are - let's face it - cruel. But by no means unusual, it is a typical comment of a certain type of man, who allow the porn industry to dictate what is a beautiful woman.

He probably just posts, then sits back and watches, with a smirk!

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Suka who?..... oh yea, that guy.

I'm going to go out and see if I can pull the same $hit I pulled of here outside in the real world.

oh yeah....?

like the guys you meet in a bar that when you sincerely don't have any interest get all like...

"WELL PHUCK YOU BITCH ANYWAY!!! YOU ALL THINK YOUR SH!T DOESNT STINK!!!

WELL LET ME TELL YOU YOU YOU.....IT DOES STINK!!!!"