I am a 30 year old virgin and it feels awesome

Well, Ok ok, not 30, 28, about to go 29, but why lie, might as well be considered 30.

Anyway I just wanna let the entire crew know that it's an awesome feeling being this old and never having been in a relationship, never having anything even remotely resembling girlfriend. I absolutely love approaching girls I like, only to find out that they're either taken or completely disinterested or do not make geographic sense to go out with.

Perpetually kicked in a "just friends" zone is also is an awesome feeling that those players who always end up banging some hot broad at drunk parties are definitely missing out on. What a bunch of losers I tell you.

I love using all kinds of strategies to hook up only to end up looking like an ass. I love being told just to be myself and, again, ending up in that awesome "just friends" zone I know we all love being in. Being told that you and the girl have to simply click and if it happens, it happens and if it doesn't it doesn't and having absolutely never clicked with any girl that I have ever tried to approach is another something that make my self esteem and manhood shoot up through the roof. It feels awesome knowing that, other then platonic, no opposite sex will ever feel any kind of interest to me. We always have pleasant convos, and may be I give her my number or email, only to see her for the absolutely last time as I never tend to see the same people other then at work, it's all really just a blur.

I enjoy people trying to console me with original phrases like "may be she is not your type" and "you have to put your time in her" and my personal favorite "there is a girl for every guy out there, you'll find yours". Sure I've heard it a year ago, and 2 years ago, and 5 years ago and 10 years ago, but man, just like a good ole wine, hearing it sure feels better with age. I know I will find "my special someone" I just know it.

Oh, and another something I enjoy is knowing that I approach the age where the only available material are busted divorced moms, who got used up and gotten rid of when their boyfriends/husbands got sick of them. Nothing sounds more awesome then some gorilla titted **** with a huge baggage in a form of kids, stretch marks and hatred for all men. Knowing that approaching early 20s crowd is impossible without looking like some child molester pervert is that extra kick that makes me skip while walking just that much more enthusiastically.

Anyway, I just wanted to share with you my thrill, indeed, excitement over my situation with women. 30 year old, virgin, never seen a real life naked girl (not counting one time in a strip bar), never touched breasts or other girls' private parts and with no ******* game to save his soul. What could be manlier then that?

Um, yeah