NickFun wrote:So in this case smaller is better. Are you busy tonight Roxxxanne?
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Well, yeah, I was quite busy last night, went to the very strange bar in Penngrove, The Black Cat, it is mixed, first this Japanese guy tried to pick me up then I met this woman my age but she thought I was much younger, she invited me outside to get get high, she was nice to hang out with but not my type (butch)very nice though, so we danced then this incredible band called the B-Cups performed, the lead singer, an absolutely stunning brunette in black leather came out into the crowd and wouldn't ya know she came up to me and got really close, I nearly fainted. They were followed by Placenta, a band who played the dyke march celebration last week. They played songs like "All my Girlfriends are Crack Whores" and "Chicks with D***s" Wow!!!
There weren't any available women except for my butch friend, a bunch of straight couples came in celebrating a wedding, I danced with one of the owmen and she was telling me how hot I was, I guess I looked surprised, "you mean you don't know you are hot?" "Well, kinda but I guess I am still getting used to the idea since I only recently became hot!"
Anyway, I am up there for the night from the city, (San Francisco) I took a cab for the motel, my butch friend gave me a ride home and told me to come back because the town parade was tomorrow, and the bar was open early. So I go back today, they had this typical small town Fourth of July parade, after which these old guys in a float all came in. They were dressed up like soldiers from the Boor War era, they were like all totally wasted already, and sang some songs off key, then the dyke owner started spinning tunes, me my new butch friend were the only two available women in the bar with these like twenty old guys. One guy came up and danced and started feeling me up! I pushed him away then this other clown wants to jitterbug and grabs by hand but starts like yanking me aroundÂ…whoa, Like I haven't been around straight guys in so long, I forgot how rough they could be. So I had to push him away. After that, no one bothered me, they all just watched in lust at me and my friend's Dirty Dancing. Actually, it was quite an experience.
A few months ago, when I had a hard time hooking up with anyone, I would have been ecstatic to get all this attention from men. Now it's like, just leave me alone.
