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Oral Sex: Men vs Women

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2003 04:19 pm
I mean, I have very good evidence that men DO enjoy sex a lot - but I don't know how much relatively....
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That70sGuy
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2003 04:20 pm
The Big Question
The big question that I would like to see answered here, since us gentlemen (and I use the term loosely) have bared our souls......Would the average woman perform autofellatio on themselves privately if they could do it? Birds do it, bees do it...even educated fleas do it..........

(ps autofellatio isn't in the able2know spell checker)
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2003 04:21 pm
"If you want to join the PFJ you've got to really hate the Romans."

"I do. I hate the Romans already!"

"Oh yeah? How much"

"A lot!"

"Right, you're in."
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2003 04:21 pm
Nobody can beat Ramses II; he had 200 wives and concubines, and over 100 children. c.i.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2003 04:23 pm
Well, Mr Seventies, I can only say, speaking for meself, that I have been described as way too curious - and that's all I'm saying....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2003 04:25 pm
crikey, if i had two free hands i'd respond to that...
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dlowan
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2003 04:27 pm
You must have had at least one free finger to type that...
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2003 04:27 pm
c.i., don't forget a line of condoms named after him....after 100+ kids, I assume he wanted to quit. Mind you, he could have been one of those with 100 kids and still not enough oral....one never knows....
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patiodog
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2003 04:59 pm
dlowan wrote:
You must have had at least one free finger to type that...


Christy Brown a clown around town
Now he's a man of renown from Dingle to Down
I type with me toes
Suck stout through me nose
And where it's gonna end
God only knows
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2003 05:16 pm
cav, I've become aware of how common oral is around the world. When I visited India several years ago, and saw the temples of Kajuraho, it has erotica carvings all over them in every imaginable position and act. On my recent trip to Peru, we visited a private archaeological museum, Musee Larco, that includes erotica. In other words, it ain't anything new or restricted to westerners. Porn was common centuries before movies or books. c.i.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2003 05:20 pm
Oh, I am well aware of that c.i. and am proud to own many fine translations of ancient erotic literature. What slays me is how 'controversial' it is now, in the western world.
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That70sGuy
 
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Reply Wed 18 Jun, 2003 05:28 pm
re re re
dlowan wrote:
Well, Mr Seventies, I can only say, speaking for meself, that I have been described as way too curious - and that's all I'm saying....


Mz dlowan, curiosity is one thing limberness is quiet another......do tell
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 04:51 pm
Curiosity was all that was being touched upon, Mr C!

You asked if women would, if they could.....I was indicating a probable yes.
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patiodog
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 05:01 pm
Dogs do.
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blatham
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 07:19 pm
There is absolutely nothing I want to say on this topic.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 09:04 pm
i can't believe i found a place that this ... click would be appropriate


Quote:
A. Fold bunny's head back along line B.
B. Turn your bunny over so that the printed side is facing up.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 09:08 pm
I have always been suspicious of any origami that involves scissors....I can make a bunny out of paper using folds only.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 09:15 pm
cavF - can you make a bunny errrrrrrrr fold back upon itself? Shocked
can you teach us all how? Very Happy
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 09:18 pm
Erm, I don't think so, but the origami bunny I make has an interesting quality. You have to blow in it's mouth to inflate it. Also, at one view, it is a whole bunny, at another, just a bunny...head.
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Ethel2
 
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Reply Thu 19 Jun, 2003 09:20 pm
Would a woman preform fellacio on herself if she were able? Why would she? It's so much better when a man does it for her.
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