Oral Sex: Men vs Women

Heeheehee,..just read this whole thread,...some great stuff!

Goo Communication is so important!!




What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball???
















She Gagged!!!

Poor Cinderella, she's not used to having her mouth full.

hehehehe!

Gimme a break...all alone with that broom? Some practice before the whole 'ball' thing must have been done (in many ways) while the evil sisters were out and about...what's a lonely girl to do, after all?

Well, maybe, cav, but just remember that she was always hungry, slaving away as she was.......I think she was deprived, poor dear, of a proper education.

As Monica Lewinsky once said to Bill Clinton: "gluging ginn galluch git da gananaglling."

CONTEST:

To which he replied, "_____________________!"

Come one, come all -- send in your entries.

(puns intended)

I was surprised with myself really when I first experianced satisfying my wife oraly.....because of all the talking we had done before we had even gotten physical I satisfyed her ......from what i seen, tasted heard and have been told....very well. so yes communication is the key. as far as who likes it more...I donno my wife and I both like to please each other...whats it matter its all gravy

and for the contest frank

to which he replied "**** Hillary is home get the F*** out"

{{{Having unclean thoughts about oral sex, and GRAVY now,...I think I need help! LOL}}}

I still HATE the men vs. women part of the title of this thread.
It's bugged me since the beginning.

The discussion has been interesting. I'd say stimulating, but that would just lead to trouble :wink:



men vs. women. pfffffffffft.

Slappy, you're always ahead of the rest, he he!

Slappy, did someone see Slappy? Is he invisible?

I agree ehBeth. I hate that part of the question too. Like it's a contest. When really it's done best as a cooperative effort. Hehehehehe :wink:

1st thing that came to my mind with that post.....69.....

Why are they called Oral Exams?

Why is he called Oral Roberts?

Why do some cultures record ones oral history?
(to preserve their native tongue?) How do they manage that?

Statistically, what is the most popular oral statement
made during sex (second to the invocation of a deity)?

Why do some people think Jesus is coming? Is it because we call him so much?

Just because they talk a lot, I certainly wouldn't refer to women as the oral sex.

Why isn't it called dictation? (Are that many people keeping their
secretaries a secret?)

Words are powerful things. What's the most popular sentence to say
while performing oral sex, for the purposes of enhancing pleasure?
"Walla Walla Washington" doesn't count.

Is it really oral sex if you hang up before anyone climaxes?

Nobody ever talks about aural sex.

Is this computer really recording my thoughts? Yikes!

i think a lot has to do with how comfortable the person is.... generally women are a bit more reserved about giving someone a close-up and having them be that intimate and paying that much attention to that particular area... coz lets face it... most women are pretty self concious but *generally again* guys just can't help waving it in ours faces making "woo woo" sounds...
of course when you're in a marriage/serious relationship the comfort is there so its very (very) enjoyable...

"It's okay baby, I'm a gynecologist..."
"Then why are you sucking on my urethra?"

Ever had an Australian kiss???
It's like a french kiss only "down under"

sorry....
some guy used that one on me at a pub last week......
i wasn't sure whether to laugh or punch him in the face.....

I would have gone with the punch in the face Horrid line...

i settled for a glass of bourbon in the face....
terrible waste of good alcohol really.......
i just can't believe he said that!