Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

you have obviously never got out of a shower that turned cold 30 seconds in to see a lion stealing your bicycle

I can't believe I missed Fart!

Anyone has a bad word to say about poutine, just remember I still have my old .44 magnum in storage on the mainland. Can have it delivered any time and then suit up for travel.

Eureka! I got better things to do than wipe my bum!

What are you talking about? I used an example of escape goat and you think I believe the concept is real or valid? You honestly think I believe in escape goats? Really? If you think that then you haven't actually read anything I have said or you have horrible reading comprehension skills.

I used the escape goat idea as what ancient people use to believe. A superstitious concept that people use to believe is possible. I was drawing a parallel with people who think jesus dying and the sacrificial escape goat as being something they admired and believed were possible. No where did I said I believe escape goats are useful or real.

Wow the level of posters never seems to amaze me at just how bad they are at comprehension skills.

I have heard also, that some people watch film of men on bikes. What's that all about? Isn't one revolution of the pedals much the same as another?

no see i am a plotical rapper this wasnt a rap it was just poolitics

I do carry on quite a lot, but it's all in good fun.

Aren't we women amazing alien beings who ride magical unicorns and live off pixie dust and corn-fed griffon meat?

there has been nearly constant discussion on the subject here for the last three years, across multiple threads, we dont need another one.

I believe that u r merely PRETENDING
to be too stupid to understand,
in an effort to distract from your ignorance.

I am sorry, [Username Redacted], but your post is incomprehensible to me. Those are English words, but that was not English...

The difference between watching substitute refs call an NFL game and
politicians describe the state of the nation is that the refs mostly get it right.

but you're in texas, ed.

I don't have enough patience to live there...

wat i say is pathetic for wat is said of my mortal miserable condition in being, but the object of my expressions concern truth freedom which is noone but the exclusive existence fact present

When I worked in midtown, I could always spot the tourists because they were walking too slow, strolling. Hey, get in the slow lane. Where is the slow lane? There isn't one.

I hate jamie lee curtis and would punch her in the face if I saw her.

screw her and her "i eat this so I can make poopies" yogurt.