Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

you guys talk funny over there anyway. We would pronounce it

Fuh' net ick lee'

“What we do for ourselves dies with us.
What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal.” ~ Albert Pine (English author) quote

... Like the R in tomato, pronounced termar'er. Notice the t is silent.

Isn't "Happy" Memorial Day an oxymoron?

And when the end of the world comes, I hope I'll be East Texas, cause everything happens in East Texas 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world.

Who'd skip a party for reflection and contemplation? You can reflect and contemplate anytime.

a person rubbed up against my a$$ and had sex with it

You, on the other hand, are missing the fact that I am not missing what you think I am missing.

I forget what I remember about it

You engage in namecalling because you are too stupid to come up with an intelligent argument.

[A beard] provides a place to put your keys if you don't have your pants on.

maybe we should work to combine the crowds.

the answer to level 7 is have sex with your sister...

Please keep this topic as mature as possible.

Damn Czechs!

There's a "Reinvent the Toilet Fair".

Eat your heart out, Oktoberfest!