Is There Anything Worse

It sure as hell bloody sucks, poor little hunny bun!

Here, have a tissue.

I can think of a few things:
A case of summer leprosy;
A summer season-long coma;
A case of summer Ebola;
A case of summer spontaneous combustion;
etc....

Still, hope you find away to escape this nasty lil summer infestation Sir DJ. Drink plenty of fluids and get as much rest as possible.

I started to reply that something worse would be a case of rapid onset dementia, but first I wanted to clear some things off of my desk.

Joe(Now, I'm not sure what a desk is)Nation

How about rapid onset explosive diarrhea ...

Yeah,,,,
When you are walking your daughter down the aisle in your white Tuxedo.

Joe(Here's a tissue, Papa)Nation

you have obviously never got out of a shower that turned cold 30 seconds in to see a lion stealing your bicycle