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Notable A2K quotes

 
 
Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 01:36 pm
I have taken up quoting A2K members in my signatures when they are funny, witty or profound.

So I have a list of quotes saved that I'll post here. But if any of you have seen an A2Ker post something funny please share!


http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2952&highlight=#2952
A big problem for young democracies is that often people expect too much from government :: fbaezer


http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=2962&highlight=#2962
The big problem with the IMF is that it sets fixed targets on numbers, regardless of the effects on real people's lives :: fbaezer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=5866&highlight=#5866
On planes, you get free beer! :: fbaezer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=272351#272351
Y'all are flogging a horse so long dead that you're blinded by the clouds of blowflies about your heads, and with a senseless vigor which can only be attributed to the toxic effects of the putresence which you have thereby loosed to befoul the atmosphere that we all must share :: setanta


http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=274860&highlight=#274860
Goddammit, george, watch your language :: patiodog

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=272581&highlight=#272581
Perhaps if the womenfolk saw me driving my vehicle they might be a bit more inclined to swoon :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=272553&highlight=#272553
Why are all the women throwing themselves at the feet of Hiama? I consider myself to be a much more attractive man and I have medals :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=268935&highlight=#268935
I've been wrong before, but not very often :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=264866&highlight=#264866
I refrain from chihuahua consumption -- not enough meat on the bone, but pomeranion.... spectacular! :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=261892&highlight=#261892
And tremble you should. You are in the presence of greatness. My next composition is in the works. Prepare yourselves. :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=249832&highlight=#249832
I have chickens. As a matter of fact, as I look out my window right now I can see thirty or so of them. Perhaps I'll eat one this morning -- all this chicken talk has stirred my appetite :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=247471&highlight=#247471
Hello everyone! I'd thought I'd drop in with some exciting news. I don't have anything to contribute to the current conversation, but I am very excited about my new avatar :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=241690&highlight=#241690
Dlowan, help me. I feel ill, and..... I don't know, maybe violated. I haven't been myself all day :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=241596&highlight=#241596
I am now pacing the floors, sweat pouring from my brow. When will I see Beth's tattoo? :: gustavratzenhofer

http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=7867#7867
ci I would be honored to be join any minority which had you for a member. But in this case, with my trim, muscular thighs and vital buttocks, I suppose I will just have to force down my impatience :: blatham
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hebba
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 01:55 pm
Craven,thanks for introducing me to the astounding talent of Ratzenhofer.
Have just laughed myself silly at the "Duck" thread.
And the new avatar introduction was inspired.
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 01:57 pm
This one caused me to nearly choke on my water:

Lola wrote:
How much Slappy lint can we harvest between now and next year?
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hebba
 
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Reply Fri 11 Jul, 2003 02:03 pm
THIS one made me choke a long time ago: http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=2221&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=wadded&start=40

Just curious, fishin', are you one of the refined sort which keeps a wadded paper napkin in the cup to control the slosh? I think that's just SO sophisticated. timberlandko.
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jespah
 
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Reply Wed 16 Jul, 2003 12:35 pm
Both are by harmonic.

(1) Alright! Thank you so much! I could kiss you, even if you were a man! lol
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=282480#282480

(2) Heck I'm so thrilled I'd kiss your husband too! Thanks!
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=282482#282482
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sumac
 
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Reply Sat 19 Jul, 2003 07:05 pm
Oh boy. I gotta change my signature line more often. Gotta go for topical humor.
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Fri 9 Oct, 2009 07:32 pm
I used to think I was one of the good guys on a2k until I read Bernie's post. ha ha ha...
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 9 Oct, 2009 07:35 pm
we got some talent here...
Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 9 Oct, 2009 08:16 pm
Set and Gus can lay down a fine sentence.

Gus in particular had perfect rhythm and tempo.
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 9 Oct, 2009 08:18 pm
@panzade,
...and unfortunately some have left - some voluntarily, others not.
I miss gustav, and timber as well. We're lucky to have their quotes and
posts still with us.
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 9 Oct, 2009 08:20 pm
@Gargamel,
Gargamel wrote:
Gus in particular had perfect rhythm and tempo.


His grammar was impeccable too!
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 9 Oct, 2009 08:21 pm
@CalamityJane,
Quote:
I miss gustav, and timber


where did they go?
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 9 Oct, 2009 08:24 pm
@panzade,
gustav disappeared into the swamp with Gertrude.
Timber died a few years back.
panzade
 
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Reply Fri 9 Oct, 2009 08:37 pm
@CalamityJane,
Quote:
Timber died a few years back.


I had no idea...
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Fri 9 Oct, 2009 08:49 pm
@panzade,
Yes, it was very sudden. There is a lovely thread here about timber, started
by jespah - but I can't find it now . I will look and post the thread if I do find it.

Ah found it: http://able2know.org/topic/93052-1
ossobuco
 
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Reply Fri 9 Oct, 2009 09:08 pm
@CalamityJane,
Yes, Panz, Timber did die.He was a guy a lot of us loved, never mind our arguments.
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panzade
 
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Reply Sat 10 Oct, 2009 07:54 am
It's a sad way to spend a morning, but jespah's post was very very poignant....great tribute.

Timber kept my 'puter running smooth and to this day I've never used a Norton or Symantec program...I use the Timber program...no worries mate
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 21 Feb, 2010 09:45 pm
Roger about an Italian fountain on tsar's piazza thread:
Quote:
Just what we need in Farmington. Nekkid guys feeling up the turtles.
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roger
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 04:09 pm
Setanta wrote:


The stories of Robin Hood, and of Richard I are based on actual fiction.


I'm going to steal that one!
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Mame
 
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Reply Wed 12 May, 2010 06:49 pm
Some good ones here:

http://able2know.org/topic/117806-1
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