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Things people posted that would make perfect sig lines

 
 
roger
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 06:09 pm
I guess I could use that as a sig line. . . .
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 06:50 pm
Phew!
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Fri 23 Dec, 2005 07:19 pm
How about Edgar's hilarious:
"I cried because I had no shoes. Then I met a man who had no feet. So, I took his shoes" ?
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sozobe
 
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Reply Sat 24 Dec, 2005 02:41 pm
Gargamel wrote:
Reading Hardy is like having large stones placed on your chest with each turn of the page.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Thu 29 Dec, 2005 09:40 am
I dunno if we've ever had a multi-parter, but it might fit:

DrewDad wrote:
"Never over-cook a Pop-Tart?"


Sturgis wrote:
Now why would I want to cook Britney Spears?


DrewDad wrote:
To make the world a better place?
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Thu 29 Dec, 2005 04:37 pm
nimh wrote:
Actually, the full sentence was <giggles>

Quote:
I just told my boyfriend, "Oh, it's just that darn Slappy Doo Hoo again, I can't explain it!"


It sounds so wrong now.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Thu 29 Dec, 2005 04:40 pm
nimh wrote:
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
nimh wrote:
Reason I started this thread was, just the other day, cyphercat wrote:
Quote:
Oh, it's just that darn Slappy Doo Hoo again, I can't explain it!
.

What was that from?

I don't pay enough attention to anyone else to remember.

So I did this search on "slappy" by cyphercat ... and got five matches! You're famous Slappy!


Why is Slappy on my mind so much? Why have I mentioned him five seperate times? While pondering this, I remembered that two nights ago I dreamt that I was eating dinner with a bunch of people, including Slappy. He, of course, looked like Dr. Evil, but was behaving like himself.
Dream analysis, anyone?
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 07:41 am
I dreamed about Noddy the other day (then again, I recently met her in person, so that probably has something to do with it). As Slappy would probably say, your dream means you want him. Twisted Evil

I think mine just means I want to go on vacation (Noddy and I were vacationing).
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 10:32 am
Jespah, maybe you were reminding yourself to "hold your dominion."
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nimh
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 05:40 pm
LOL!!
sozobe wrote:
I dunno if we've ever had a multi-parter, but it might fit:

DrewDad wrote:
"Never over-cook a Pop-Tart?"

Sturgis wrote:
Now why would I want to cook Britney Spears?

DrewDad wrote:
To make the world a better place?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 05:42 pm
jespah wrote:
I dreamed about Noddy the other day ... Noddy and I were vacationing.


she is a good vacation pal <nods> fer real
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squinney
 
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Reply Sat 31 Dec, 2005 09:21 pm
I don't expect Bush to be JUST LIKE Christ. But just because one cannot perform surgery in a PERFECTLY sterile environment that's no excuse to do so in a sewer. - JLNobody 12/31/2005


Now THAT's a good sig line!
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jan, 2006 09:08 am
I have as much fun pissing as anyone, but that isn't enough to engage. If that's all that is going on, it is a closed loop, like simpleton drunks in a bar who haven't had a fresh thought in a decade.
Blatham- -2006 - The issues and the signs
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jan, 2006 12:56 pm
Thanks, Squinney, but of course the statement makes little sense out of context...maybe even in context.
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jan, 2006 05:32 pm
JLNobpody--
It's still perfectly understandable, IMO. At any rate it had me laughing out loud. Smile
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jan, 2006 05:52 pm
True, CC. Thanks; happy to give you a LOL.
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jan, 2006 06:30 pm
Thanks, all, for the kind words.
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Sun 1 Jan, 2006 08:03 pm
It's art. You're not supposed to enjoy it. - Letty, from Dys' thread, have an opinion?
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CrazyDiamond
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 12:34 pm
Quote:
Posted by blueveinedthrobber in the 'I was in Chicago yesterday' topic
I like to do a couple hits of acid and hang out at the emergency room at the hospital and watch the trauma cases come in myself. It's like a slasher flick but with smell-o-vision. Kewl. No popcorn though.
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Mon 2 Jan, 2006 04:24 pm
Here goes, Edgar: genuine art goes beyond entertainment. That's for recreational art, like popular music. Great art, like great music, literature and poetry promotes--if the viewer/reader/listener is prepared and open--a kind of internal expansion, a reflection of what Nietzsche called the Will to Power. This is what I mean by joy, as opposed to mere enjoyment.
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