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Piffka wrote:

Oboy, this thread has revived! You know how much I liked it!

Yes, I felt the need of some guidance & inspiration while in the midst of writing 34567894567 reports, Piffka! PLUS contemplating possible unemployment! Shocked

So to the horoscopes I went! But they NEVER tell me how to get $$$$$$ easily, dammit! Very Happy

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So, dròm_et_rêve, you are actually a Sag! Hey, isn't that supposed to make you a party person, everyone's friend? The life of the party?

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margo wrote:

msolga wrote:
Pisces

Perhaps you can divide these responsibilities with somebody else, or hire an agency to relieve you of some of the work. Give yourself a break.

"hire an agency"? Yeah, yeah, sure!

psssstttt! MsOlga - here's the answer to your Christmas quandary!

That's it, margo! Idea

I'll hire an Olga look-a-like to do the family dinner thing! FREE, FREEEEEEEEEEE! Very Happy

Oh, if only, if only .... Rolling Eyes

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msolga wrote:

Piffka wrote:
Oboy, this thread has revived! You know how much I liked it!

Yes, I felt the need of some guidance & inspiration while in the midst of writing 34567894567 reports, Piffka! PLUS contemplating possible unemployment! So to the horoscopes I went! But they NEVER tell me how to get $$$$$$ easily, dammit!

What are these reports for?Ah, too bad that there's no way of getting rich quick... could I interest you in a 'Make the owner rich' pyramid scheme Very Happy

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Oh I just noticed this bit at the end... does it? Or are you kidding me? I know very little about Sagitarrius... I suppose the combination is an interesting, if spontaneously-combustible, one.

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Wouldn't it be nice to change your star sign, for a while at least?
I love the idea of being an aggressive, ruthless, get out of my way Leo! Twisted Evil

It would be a lovely change from all this swimming in 2 directions at one time thing!

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msolga wrote:

Wouldn't it be nice to change your star sign, for a while at least?
I love the idea of being an aggressive, ruthless, get out of my way Leo! It would be a lovely change from all this swimming in 2 directions at one time thing!

Aww. I like pisces! Don't chastise yourself too much. Failing the ability to change one's star sign, we should have an Escapism day, where you have another A2Kers' schedule, to see how you fare!

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dròm_et_rêve

The reports are for work. I'm an educator. I have brain damage from staring at a laptop screen all day yesterday. This morning I feel light & frivilous ... FREEE, FREEE , FREEE! Very Happy

You have a get rich quick plan for me? I'll consider ANYTHING! Laughing

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An escapism day! I like that, dròm_et_rêve! Very Happy

Ah, to be free of all this endless Pisces angst! Not ask "but what does it really mean?" all day, every day! I could be a ruthless, ambitious brute! Twisted Evil

Tell whopping lies without regard for anyone! Twisted Evil

Steam roller my way to the top! Evil or Very Mad

Have some ambition! Evil or Very Mad

Yeah, dream on, msolga, dream on .... Rolling Eyes

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Ah, I thought that that was what they were for... and I know the feeling of being caged up all day, looking at a computer screen, trying to make some damn leeway! The only difference is, you're being paid for your labour (that doesn't make it any less annoying though.)

And you would consider anything? Hmm... Laughing

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Yes, the $$$ help! Very Happy

But it is a damned CONTRACT position that is ending very soon! So I'd better enjoy the illusion of having $$$$$$ while it lasts! Rolling Eyes

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Oh, sign me up! Sounds good! I want to explore The Other Side! Twisted Evil

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msolga wrote:

Oh, sign me up! Sounds good! I want to explore The Other Side!

This is probably indescribably evil, but... it's one of the few get rich quick schemes that I know that works. It maximises on others' weaknesses.

What you have to is snap random attractive people on the street. We go around London doing this, or Sydney/Melbourne/Adelaide where they're more likely to be enjoying good weather, and thus won't be in big knitted jumpers.

You then put all these gormless people on a website advertising completely non-discriminatory casual sex. We plug this everywhere; it's the sad, lonely kids' dream. We make little fake profiles about the people whom we've met on the street. Because we've snapped Aussies and we're doing this in England, they're not likely to find out.

We have the Hit revenue coming in- value: $X.

But, you can't just send in a photo. No, that would not get enough money. You have to phone a premium rate number, to arrange a 'meeting.' If they can't meet with us, they have to send their details over the phone... keeping them on for longer....

£1.50-£3 a minute, times by X amount of callers, calling about twice... value: a lot.

If there're any 'picks' amongst the bunch of callers, you give them a profile too, maximising availability.

The thing is, they never get the casual sex promised. Yet, there's enough sex-craved people out there to get as much money as possible, so before a backlash brews and people find out, we get the hell out of England and go to a safehaven, thousands of pounds richer. Eventually, we get to return to our previous countries, should we wish.

So, are you in? Laughing

(This has worked before though, disturbingly.

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Ah, back to reality! <sigh> My message for today. Typical! Rolling Eyes

Pisces

Having power over other people is a heady experience, but beware of abusing it. People who have been entrusted to your care are depending on you to do the right thing. You may have to sacrifice your ego in order to benefit the entire group. Critics may accuse you of being too soft, but you know it is best to take a compassionate stance toward helpless people. The most successful leaders are caring ones.

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msolga wrote:

Ah, back to reality! <sigh>

I think that that was the most suitable reply to such a 'proposition' Laughing

I can think of less outright-evil, mob-enducing Get Rich Quick schemes..

*thinks*

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Damn! Today's horoscope is like a bucket of cold water on your brilliant, evil plan! Twisted Evil

Very bad timing! Great exploitative proposal!

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msolga wrote:

Damn! Today's horoscope is like a bucket of cold water on your brilliant, evil plan! Very bad timing! Great explotative proposal!

Damn that Pisces horoscope! It's ruining my life! Couldn't you just look at Aries for today?

[size=7]P.S. I am not that much a freak, just incase the general consensus agrees with that sentiment.[/size]

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Maybe I'll check out the Leo! Twisted Evil

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msolga wrote:

Maybe I'll check out the Leo!

Excellent; we'll need to nurture our Leo sides!

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Yes!

I've started already: Grrrrrrrrrrr. Snarrrrrl, hisssssssssssssss, .... Twisted Evil

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