Wrong Answer Game

Q: If a hare decided to invest in the stock market, would his cronies accuse him of inventing hare-brained schemes?

Only if he invested in Flowbee Inc.

Q: If the British come from Britain, do the Flemish come from Flem?

Q: If the British come from Britain, do the Flemish come from Flem?

A: Flem, more correctly phlegm, comes from the lungs and deep respiratory areas. The Flemish people come from Flanders, an area of Belgium.

Q: What would have happened to Columbus if the continents of North and South America didn't exist?

Q: coluber 2001 - What would have happened to Columbus if the continents of North and South America didn't exist?

A: He would have been forgotten! No District of Columbia, no country of Columbia, no Columbia University, no Columbia Pictures Industries Inc etc

Q: While Jonah was inside the dag gadol, did he have a whale of a time?

Q: While Jonah was inside the dag gadol, did he have a whale of a time?

A: It was no fun at the time, but he probably emerged a better person.

Q: How do wading birds such as herons and egrets learn to account for water refraction when fishing?

Q: coluber2001 - Q: How do wading birds such as herons and egrets learn to account for water refraction when fishing?

A: The wading bird midwife issues them with a pair of polarised sunnies once they are fledged

Q: Why are there '12 Days Of Christmas'? (this question flummoxes the best of midwives)

It was the opening volley of a preemptive strike on the war on Christmas centuries before the Republican culture war and those dang libs and their evil War on Christmas ways!

Why do we REALLY gather lint in our belly buttons?

Q: Why do we REALLY gather lint in our belly buttons?

A: One of our evolutionary ancestors lost the lint filter, and it was never found again. They didn't have hardware stores back then, so that was that.

Q: What really irks me is that we don't have a nictitating membrane like other animals, the third eyelid that would allow us to see underwater clearly. Why is that?

Q: coluber2001 - Q: What really irks me is that we don't have a nictitating membrane like other animals, the third eyelid that would allow us to see underwater clearly. Why is that?

A: Adam was a land-based creature, and had no need for such a thing

Q: Why, when I dunk a biscuit, does the bottom half drop off only some of the time?

A: Because some biscuits do not give up as easily as other biscuits when faced with certain death and will seek cover at the bottom of your cup for just another minute or two of life. You have to respect that; you really do.

Q: What is inside a Mexican jumping bean?

Q: What is inside a Mexican jumping bean?

A: A trampolinist, of course.

Q: What kind of dog is a peekapoo anyway?

Q: Mame - What kind of dog is a peekapoo anyway?

A: This is the dog what goes around sneaking looks at other dog's turds, grading, classifying, noting location etc; they were once the preferred breed for Pure Finders, but have fallen into disuse nowadays

Q: Why are Sea Lions so called? Have you had a good look at them? No pride whatsoever!

Q: Why are Sea Lions so called?

A: Actually, the correct name is Sea Loins, but sometime in the distant past, someone misspelled it and everyone humored them for too long.

Q: How could all the members of the Byrds not know how to spell birds?

A: Because they were all homeschooled by a mother who believed that the letter "I" does not exist.

Q: If a pig is as smart as a three-year old, why aren't they talking?

Q: Glennnn - If a pig is as smart as a three-year old, why aren't they talking?

A: Pigs are too smart to fall into the trap of talking to humans; they are very shy and and fearful of being called 'pig-headed' because of their opinions; there is also that dreadful insult of being called 'pig-ignorant'

Q: Does a pig in a poke have it in the bag?

A: Yes, ever since the last amendment to the bill of rights, a pig in a poke has a right have it in the bag . . . IF nothing else is available.

Q: Is stealing from others really wrong?

Q: Gelnnnnnn - Is stealing from others really wrong?

A: It depends entirely on the frequency of the theft; if 'two wrongs don't make a right', then how many does? You must also take into consideration the feelings of the thief! The following link may help you understand...

https://www.google.com/search?q=how+can+this+be+wrong+when+it+feels+so+right+song&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b-ab

Q: Did Quasimodo get his job back following the recent terrible incident at Notre Dame Cathedral?

A: No. He did attempt to acquire an application for reemployment but was reminded that he had later died and that his very presence was confirmation of his stubbornness nature--an undesirable quality.

Q: Do dogs really hate cats?

It's more a concerted mistrust, due to the Great Kibble 'n Catnip Incident of 1947.

Where are werewolves?

Q: jespah - Where are werewolves?

A: They are out there! Your only protection is to 'believe but ignore'; by wearing an aluminium hat at all times you will be fully protected, not only from Werewolves, but such other things as alien thought waves, microwaves from the oven (when you are heating frozen pizza etc), rain, hail, and snow. We thoroughly recommend that you avoid such places as Wolverhampton, Wolf Creek, and the myriad cities called 'Wolf' in the U S of A... then there are the divers other cities called 'Wolf' spread throughout the World. You have been warned!!

Q: Have you ever seen two people who are described as 'they are like two peas in a pod'?

Do you know how some people claim to Not be racist by saying that they don't see color or race? I don't see people. I only see Matrix code. So, to answer your question. I have never SEEN two people who are described as 'they are like two peas in a pod'. Wake up Sheeple! We're living in a simulation!

A duo English philosophers once proclaimed, "Everybody wants to rule the world." Why is that exactly? Why does everybody want to rule the world?