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@P E Dant,

P E Dant wrote:

Q: How hard are the rocks at the 'Hard Rock Cafe?'

Now that Boomers are the only Hard Rock Cafe demographic, the current rocks are inspired by the likes of Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, and um... Barry Manilow for some reason. That's a 1 on the Mohs Hardness scale.

How cool is the Nintendo Power Glove?

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@tsarstepan,

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How cool is the Nintendo Power Glove?

Pretty cool if you can find a shirt and pants to match.

Persoanally, I'm waiting for the release of Power Loafers.

Why has there never been a good five cent cigar?

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@bobsal u1553115,

Because five-cent cigars are slightly used. Don't fall for the cigar dealer's clever promotional spin when he refers to them as "previously enjoyed."

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@Glennn,

As Larry King used to say, "What's the question?"

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@coluber2001,

Q: coluber2001 - 'As Larry King used to say, "What's the question?"'

A: The answer lies within ourselves. If we can't find peace and happiness there, it's not going to come from the outside (as Tenzin Palmo was wont to say)

Q: If people 'shoot their mouth off', how do they eat luncheon?

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@P E Dant,

Actually I was asking Glenn because he forgot to ask a question, but I'll go with it.

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@P E Dant,

Q: If people 'shoot their mouth off', how do they eat luncheon

A: Salad shooter. It'll be messy, but it should work.

Q: Who really killed Cock Robin? The sparrow confessed, but I have my doubts. He just may have been guilt-ridden and needed to be punished.

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@coluber2001,

coluber2001 wrote:

Q: If people 'shoot their mouth off', how do they eat luncheon

A: Salad shooter. It'll be messy, but it should work.

Dog damn it. Laughing

coluber2001 wrote:

Q: Who really killed Cock Robin? The sparrow confessed, but I have my doubts. He just may have been guilt-ridden and needed to be punished.

Gah! Some people are so uncultured. Did you never read the famous Cock Batman comic issue, A Death in the Cock Family, where the Cock Joker murdered the Cock Robin in that iconic and cannon story arc?

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What is the best dance to perform on your archenemy's grave soon after the casket has been covered in dirt at the cemetery plot?

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@tsarstepan,

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What is the best dance to perform on your archenemy's grave soon after the casket has been covered in dirt at the cemetery plot?

Anything that agitates the survivors. I love a good tussle.

Would putting your best foot forward actually make for the best policy?

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@bobsal u1553115,

A: All I know is you put your right foot in and out, and then you put your left foot in and out and you twirl it about. And that's no Hokey Pokey.

Q: If I travel back in time, will I end up in the same place or in outer space somewhere?

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@coluber2001,

Q: coluber2001 - If I travel back in time, will I end up in the same place or in outer space somewhere?

A: This is a very intriguing question! It begs another question, ie 'in time for what?' - In a general sense, travelling back in time creates a situation whereby your sense of déjà vu will be overwhelmed

Q: Who is on the other side of the mirror?

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@P E Dant,

P E Dant wrote:

Q: Who is on the other side of the mirror?

I can't say because I needed to sign an NDA non-disclosure agreement. All I can hint at is they have a restraining order against you. You will be prosecuted for trespassing if you try and cross the Looking Glass.

What does Joe Biden need to do to keep Vladimir Putin from invading the Ukraine?

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@tsarstepan,

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What does Joe Biden need to do to keep Vladimir Putin from invading the Ukraine?

It's on his bucket list and Putin does seem inclined - just a random alignment.

Can anyone truly reach for the skies?

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@bobsal u1553115,

Q: bobsal etc - Can anyone truly reach for the skies?

A: This depends entirely on geographical location. A Sherpa has a far better chance than someone floating in the Dead Sea

Q: Just what exactly are the '11 secret herbs and spices' Col Saunders spruiks?

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@bobsal u1553115,

Only if there were more than one sky. But there ain't. So the answer is no.

What is the real reason for yawning?

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@P E Dant,

Q: Just what exactly are the '11 secret herbs and spices' Col Saunders spruiks?

A: You know that if I tell you that, I'll be killed. Nice try . . .

Why are some pillows better than others?

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@Glennn,

Q: Glenn - What is the real reason for yawning?

A: In nature, this 'wide open mouth' gesture is called 'gaping' and humans 'gape' to create the holes necessary for sayings such as 'he left a a gaping hole in my heart' and 'there was a gaping hole in his finances' etc

Q: Glenn - Why are some pillows better than others?

A: The 'better' pillows have had a 'better' upbringing... trips to the zoo, no birthday forgotten, gifts at Xmas and so on... the 'worse' pillows never stood a chance Sad

Q: Why do doughnuts/donuts have only one hole... why not a series of holes?

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@P E Dant,

Q: Why do doughnuts/donuts have only one hole... why not a series of holes?

It's purely a matter of a lack of imagination coupled with the fact that a large hole costs 33% less than two smaller holes.

Was the first brick paved street really a wall that fell over?

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@bobsal u1553115,

Q: Was the first brick paved street really a wall that fell over?

A: There's too much truth in that to be funny. They probably used the bricks from buildings that fell down or got torn down. They may have just found a new use for old bricks.

Q: How did someone first discover that you could fire clay to make a ceramic material.

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@coluber2001,

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Q: How did someone first discover that you could fire clay to make a ceramic material.

When the first steaks were done well on mud plates.

How do they get those eight great tomatoes in that little bitty can?

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