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Wrong Answer Game

 
 
Glennn
 
  -1  
Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2022 07:32 pm
@Mame,
Because there are no smart-blonde jokes; they don't exist.

Why did they make clocks tick? No one is listening or counting the ticks . . .
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2022 04:35 pm
@Glennn,

Q: Glenn - Why did they make clocks tick? No one is listening or counting the ticks . . .

A: If clocks didn't tick ✔ people would become cross X

Q: When the 'Titanic' sunk, was it a titanic struggle to collect your luggage?
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2022 06:53 pm
@P E Dant,
If your luggage was made of ice, it was quite easy.

Q: Why do drivers stay in a lane that's ending, and then try to merge at the last second?
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Mon 10 Jan, 2022 08:11 pm
@jespah,
jespah wrote:

Q: Why do drivers stay in a lane that's ending, and then try to merge at the last second?

Everyone knows that most drivers are courteous, patient, and polite. They stay in the lane, always waiting for proper written permission from the lane-change fairy to change lanes... which... always never comes ... or at least in a timely fashion. When they come to the end of the lane and no such written permission arrives, these courteous, patient and polite drivers throw caution to the wind and they must inelegantly change lanes.

~~
What makes for a successful Youtube channel?
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2022 08:24 am
@tsarstepan,
What makes for a successful Youtube channel?

Fine Corinthian Leather.

Where are the Isles of Langerhan?
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2022 08:31 am
@bobsal u1553115,
The Isles of Langerhan are in between the rows of Seats of Langerhan.

I was wondering where my lap goes when I stand up.
jespah
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2022 09:19 am
@coluber2001,
Lapland.

Q: Is it kosher to get a pig heart?
coluber2001
 
  2  
Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2022 10:03 am
@jespah,
It's okay so long as you don't eat your heart out.

Woodchucks have been doing a lot of chucking of wood lately, but exactly how much wood can a woodchuck chuck?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2022 05:09 pm
@coluber2001,

Q: coluber2001 - Woodchucks have been doing a lot of chucking of wood lately, but exactly how much wood can a woodchuck chuck?

A: According to the latest research, a cord

Q: Do giraffes ever get a sore throat?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2022 05:59 pm
@P E Dant,
P E Dant wrote:

Q: Do giraffes ever get a sore throat?

Have you ever seen two giraffes fighting? They're always angry because they're 1000% sore throat. 24/7/365 days a year.
https://media.giphy.com/media/j3jpSEciMC2mk/giphy.gif


Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2022 06:16 pm
@tsarstepan,
Quote:

Who are you?
Who, who, who, who?
Who are you?


The side tolerance of the thrust bearing has little effect on performance. Though reciprocal lubrication has produced some exciting results on the first look through of the data.

Shaken or stirred?
0 Replies
 
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2022 06:20 pm
@tsarstepan,
I am Hu, and I'm on 1st base.
https://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Hus-on-first.jpg
Does a building burn up or down?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2022 08:05 pm
@coluber2001,

Q: coluber2001 - Does a building burn up or down?

A: It depends entirely on the building's foundations, its lateral configuration, the availability of fuel, the site of the seat of the fire, and divers other factors, mainly to do with what floor the arsonist was on when the accident happened

Q: How HOT is 'hot stuff'?
glitterbag
 
  1  
Reply Tue 11 Jan, 2022 11:31 pm
@P E Dant,
I have a question, are we talking about 'Hot Stuff' Donna Summers song or 'Hot Stuff' Homer and Jethro lyrics?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Wed 12 Jan, 2022 05:00 pm
@glitterbag,

glitterbag - I have a question, are we talking about 'Hot Stuff' Donna Summers song or 'Hot Stuff' Homer and Jethro lyrics?

Hmmmm... I see your confusion glitterbag - actually, the question refers to stolen items
0 Replies
 
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2022 09:15 am
@P E Dant,
Q: How HOT is 'hot stuff'?

Hot enough to melt the glue on your sticky fingers.

Is a murder of crows really violent?
P E Dant
 
  2  
Reply Fri 14 Jan, 2022 04:24 pm
@coluber2001,

Q: coluber2001 - Is a murder of crows really violent?

A: Certainly not! Well, hardly more so than a Parliament Of Rooks

Q: Why do donkey's tails keep dropping off?
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2022 10:04 am
@P E Dant,
Q: Why do donkey's tails keep dropping off?

You need a better tack.

Do horses neigh because they're pessimists?

Mame
 
  1  
Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2022 01:37 pm
@coluber2001,
Do horses neigh because they're pessimists?

Those are just sneezes.

How is it ants can carry so much more than their weight?
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Sat 15 Jan, 2022 02:14 pm
@Mame,
How is it ants can carry so much more than their weight?

They have very strong antibodies.

Can walking sticks run?




 

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