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Wrong Answer Game

 
 
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2022 06:06 pm
@Glennn,

Glenn - Why is it that when the trees start swaying, a breeze kicks up?

A: This is Mother Nature's way of reminding you that the rake handle needs fixing

Q: If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, does he sell them by weight or unit?
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2022 06:11 pm
@P E Dant,
Peter's garden was destroyed by marauding goats and pigs. Asking such a question now only brings sorrow to Peter. Way to frickin' go!

How in hell did the moon end up round?
0 Replies
 
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2022 06:17 pm
@Glennn,
Is there an explanation for existence?

Yeah there's a big fairy tale out there called The Bible.

Why do things take longer to boil at higher altitudes?
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2022 06:19 pm
@Mame,
Because those things are pretty tired after the climb.

Why do metals change color when heated?
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2022 07:53 pm
@Glennn,
Why do metals change color when heated?

They heard it was hot to be a different colour.

Why does plaque plague our teeth?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Thu 6 Jan, 2022 10:21 pm
@Mame,
Two billion years ago, a creature with the first tooth killed protoplaque's mom. Since then the plaque clan has waged war against all things teeth.

Why does Sydney have an opera house?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2022 04:55 pm
@tsarstepan,

Q: tsarstepan - Why does Sydney have an opera house?

A: Because all the Bawdy Houses, Houses Of Ill Repute, and Houses Of Horrors have been closed down Sad

Q: Why does Mona Lisa keep her lips closed?
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2022 05:18 pm
@P E Dant,
Why does Mona Lisa keep her lips closed?

Because Leonardo told her she had halitosis.

Where have all the whales gone?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2022 05:55 pm
@Mame,
Mame wrote:

Where have all the whales gone?

Ever since Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, whales have thought they would make for the biggest Hollywood A-list movie stars. That hadn't happened so most whales work behind the scenes in the porn industry such as gaffers and grips, etc....

Why did Nomadland really win last year's Best Motion Picture of the Year Oscar?
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2022 07:11 pm
@tsarstepan,
Why did Nomadland really win last year's Best Motion Picture of the Year Oscar?


Nomadland won?

What's the best remedy for a hangover?
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Fri 7 Jan, 2022 09:15 pm
@Mame,
A higher beltline, maybe an occasional workout, less Danish?

Where have all the young men gone?
The guns have picked them every one.
Oh, When will you ever learn?
Oh, When will you ever learn?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2022 04:43 pm
@bobsal u1553115,

Q: bobsal u1553115 - Where have all the young men gone?

A: They are all down at the tattoo parlour

Q: Have you ever read the book 'How To Wrong-foot A Dance Instructor In 3 Easy Steps'?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sat 8 Jan, 2022 08:11 pm
@P E Dant,
P E Dant wrote:


Q: Have you ever read the book 'How To Wrong-foot A Dance Instructor In 3 Easy Steps'?

No. I refuse to read this unauthorized biography/autobiography written by my former conjoined twin.

What is the best way to peel a hard-boiled egg?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2022 04:31 pm
@tsarstepan,

Q: tsarstepan - What is the best way to peel a hard-boiled egg?

A: Place the egg between the centre pages of the book you are reading at the breakfast table, and gently close the covers; this results in the egg-shell cracking, and if you are lucky, a little of the contents will leak out, thereby causing the egg-shell to stick to the pages; open the book and dine to your heart's content

Q: What happened to Noah's cargo manifest?
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2022 04:36 pm
@P E Dant,
Turns out that the manifest listed way too many cargo items than possible, and since Noah was being paid by the item, he threw the manifest onto a burning bush to destroy the evidence against him.

Is there a wrong way to boil water?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2022 04:51 pm
@Glennn,

Q: Glenn - Is there a wrong way to boil water?

A: Yes! Putting your kettle onto a burning bush while someone is having a spiritual experience is very bad form! Sad

Q: If you drive your car in reverse, are you going back in time?
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2022 04:54 pm
@P E Dant,
No. It's not like beliefs.

Why do we wash our towels when we use them when we're our cleanest?
bobsal u1553115
 
  1  
Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2022 05:36 pm
@Glennn,
To make the universal convention "righty tighty and lefty loosey" accurate in more than a general sense.

Why use towels, except for wet hair, anyways?
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2022 06:30 pm
@bobsal u1553115,
Because it's one of the remaining few things that seperate us from the common bear; the other things being indoor plumbing and furniture.

Why are there no telephones on telephone poles?
Mame
 
  1  
Reply Sun 9 Jan, 2022 07:27 pm
@Glennn,
No one's tall enough to reach them.

Why do people make dumb blonde jokes?
 

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