Q: Is a watermelon called such because you have to tap it to determine ripeness?
A. Real watermelon consumers hire professional water diviners or water witches with dowsing rods to test the ripeness of watermelons. It's a bargain at $100 an hour with a minimum of 3 hours per contract.
Q. What is James Taylor singing about when he claims to have seen fire and he's seen rain in his classic song, Fire and Rain?
