Wrong Answer Game

A. Real watermelon consumers hire professional water diviners or water witches with dowsing rods to test the ripeness of watermelons. It's a bargain at $100 an hour with a minimum of 3 hours per contract.

Q. What is James Taylor singing about when he claims to have seen fire and he's seen rain in his classic song, Fire and Rain?

tsarstepan - Q. What is James Taylor singing about when he claims to have seen fire and he's seen rain in his classic song, Fire and Rain?

A: James is recounting his experience with a particularly severe dose of an STD

Q: Why do dogs bay at the moon?

Q: Why do dogs bay at the moon?

A: They tried baying at the sun, but it hurt their eyes.

Q: What would happened if a dog actually caught a bus?

A. They'd return that lost wallet one of the bus driver dropped on the sidewalk so many years ago. It's common courtesy. #sheesh

Q. What kind of drinks do the proverbial priest, rabbi, and an imam get after they walk into the proverbial bar?

Q. What kind of drinks do the proverbial priest, rabbi, and an imam get after they walk into the proverbial bar?

A: A cosmopolitan



Q: What is the difference between a French horn and an English horn?

coluber2001 - Q: What is the difference between a French horn and an English horn?

A: The accent

Q: If a lawyer lies in court, could he/she be accused of 'sleeping on the job'?

Q: If a lawyer lies in court, could he/she be accused of 'sleeping on the job'?

A: No, it's typical behavior for a lawyer.

Q: What do eskimos think about global warming?

A. When the Inuit people moved to the Artic Circle regions of (now) Canada and Alaska over 5000 years ago, they chose that land because they rightfully knew that with the inevitable global warming that land would later become a tropical paradise in 5100 years. Buy land cheap. Eventually rake in the $BNs in future real estate sales. They love global warming. They're playing the long game. A great ROI if you ask me.

Q. Why does Stephen King actually hate the Stanley Kubrick adaptation of The Shining?

tsarstepan - Q. Why does Stephen King actually hate the Stanley Kubrick adaptation of The Shining?

A: King believes Kubrick glossed over the original story

Q: Why do 'standard' brick sizes vary world-wide?

Q: Why do 'standard' brick sizes vary world-wide?

A: Different-sized metaphorical bricks are needed to throw at different tyrannical politicians dependent on the severity of their transgressions. For instance, relatively small metaphorical bricks are being thrown at Trump at this time, but they promise to be larger in the future.

Q: In a democracy, does the best person usually win?

coluber2001 - Q: In a democracy, does the best person usually win?

A: Only if the counting is done by hand, supervised by the contestants, with checkers for the checkers who are checking the checkers, and each vote is initialed and time/date/number stamped by the contestants before being added to the tally

Q: When a deaf lumberjack fells a huge tree in the forest at the bottom of a high-walled valley, when nobody else is present at the felling, is it possible that somebody will hear the echo?

Q: When a deaf lumberjack fells a huge tree in the forest at the bottom of a high-walled valley, when nobody else is present at the felling, is it possible that somebody will hear the echo?

A: Only about a million insects and other animals.

Q: Humans may be able to regenerate body parts one day. If that happens, what extra body part would you want to add?

coluber2001 - Q: Humans may be able to regenerate body parts one day. If that happens, what extra body part would you want to add?

A: A working intact brain! A quick glance through these threads will reveal to the seeker that the Dant makes more than the acceptable number of err

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Q: In full detail, what is John on the John being a John while reading John who cleans the John current activity is?

coluber2001 - Q: Humans may be able to regenerate body parts one day. If that happens, what extra body part would you want to add?

I suppose it would be a huge wallet with a ton of cash, or a completely intact and healthy bowel system.

Who was more mysterious, Etta James or James Brown?

glitterbag - Who was more mysterious, Etta James or James Brown?

A: Etta James, hands down... it is a mystery as to how she pulled herself up and kept going after an extraordinarily sad childhood (As an aside, James referred to her mother as 'the Mystery Lady')...

Q: Why do people wear sunglasses at night?

A. They wear their sunglasses at night
So they can, so they can
Keep track of the visions in their eyes!
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Q. What exactly is the Purple Rain that Prince wrote an entire album and movie about?

tsarstepan - Q. What exactly is the Purple Rain that Prince wrote an entire album and movie about?

A: This is an allusion to Royalty, purple long being the colour associated with those of (supposed) Royal blood... when a little tacker, Prince was taken to a dyeing facility and saw pure linen that had been dyed purple being suspended from rollers high up in the ceiling... as the dye dripped down all over him, Prince suddenly realised that he was being set up for a role in the movie 'The Colour Purple', and he had been anointed by what he termed 'Purple Rain'... of course this is all conjecture, but makes sense to me!

Q: That well known dispeller of falsehoods, Cucker Tarlson, is now available for a new line of employment... should Cucker look for a new line of work?

Q: That well known dispeller of falsehoods, Cucker Tarlson, is now available for a new line of employment... should Cucker look for a new line of work?

A: Россия-1 (Russia-1) is a state-owned Russian television channel where Tucker Carlson would fit in perfectly. They don't believe in truth either.

Q: Is Fox News, news?

coluber2001 - Q: Is Fox News, news?

A: Not at the moment... The main hunting season usually begins in early November in the northern hemisphere, and in May in the southern hemisphere... being as this is the end of April, 'Fox News' should be in the newsagents anytime soon for the southern hunters...

Q: Who decided that + should be the symbol for addition? And what of the other 3 symbols used in simple mathematics?