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Wrong Answer Game

 
 
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Thu 16 Feb, 2023 07:24 pm
@coluber2001,
Q: On that same theme, what do you get if you cross a snake with a centipede.

A: Probably the Mad Scientist of the Month award. But is that what you really want?

Q: Why do we have to rotate the tires on our car?
P E Dant
 
  2  
Reply Fri 17 Feb, 2023 04:36 pm
@Glennn,
Glennn - Q: Why do we have to rotate the tires on our car?

A: So as to hide the chalk marks the traffic wardens/parking police leave...

Q: How come wine improves with age? (Everything else decays!)
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Fri 17 Feb, 2023 05:48 pm
@P E Dant,
Q: How come wine improves with age? (Everything else decays!)

A: To mock us, Dant. To mock us!

Q: Does darkness really run from light?
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Apothecary
 
  1  
Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2023 09:52 am
@Glennn,
Yes, the darkness doesn't like light, so the darkness hides in dark corners.

Why is an elephant so big?
Yalow
 
  1  
Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2023 04:09 pm
@Apothecary,
Quote:
Yes, the darkness doesn't like light, so the darkness hides in dark corners.

Good one! Laughing
0 Replies
 
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Sat 18 Feb, 2023 04:17 pm
@Apothecary,
Because if it weren't, everyone would make fun of its ears and nose.

How does a battery work?
P E Dant
 
  2  
Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2023 12:20 am
@Glennn,
Glennn - Q: How does a battery work?

A: Off the back of the gunnery Corporal... I know everybody says that the Army is run by the Sergeants, and a Gunnery Master Sergeant is something to behold, but in reality it is the Corporal who gets the best out of the gunners

Q: Why is the yolk of an egg yellow?
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2023 08:21 am
@P E Dant,
Q: Why is the yolk of an egg yellow?

A: It's where chickens hide their yellow streak. But every time we crack an egg, the truth comes out.

Q: In basketball, what is a personal foul?
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2023 11:40 am
@Glennn,
Q: In basketball, what is a personal foul?

A: Not taking enough showers and lack of an antiperspirant.

Q: What is a balk in baseball?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Sun 19 Feb, 2023 04:46 pm
@coluber2001,
Coluber2001 - Q: What is a balk in baseball?

A: A very bad abbreviation of 'Ballpark'... confuses the tourist guides no end!

Q: What breed of snake tempted Eve with (supposedly) an apple?
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2023 10:53 am
@P E Dant,
Q: What breed of snake tempted Eve with (supposedly) an apple?

A: It was probably a winesap whipsnake. Many believe it was not a snake at all, but a crab, hence crabapples. But snakes make a better story.

Q: Why are dragons always after fair maidens?

Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2023 02:37 pm
@coluber2001,
Q: Why are dragons always after fair maidens?

A: Because in dragon language, maiden means game.

Q: Why isn't life fair?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2023 05:13 pm
@Glennn,
Glennn - Q: Why isn't life fair?

A: Because Eve believed the snake! Sad

Q: Why is it called 'whale song' when whales wail?

Hardly a song... never once have I heard a single guitar break in any of 'em! Sad
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Mon 20 Feb, 2023 08:45 pm
@P E Dant,
Q: Why is it called 'whale song' when whales wail?

A: It's the ocean inhabitant's answer to Country western songs.

Q: Why do we wash bath towels after using them on ourselves when we're our cleanest?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2023 12:15 am
@Glennn,
Glennn- Q: Why do we wash bath towels after using them on ourselves when we're our cleanest?

A: To prove the contrary to those who refer to us as 'the great unwashed'

Q: How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2023 08:15 am
@P E Dant,
Q: How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Depending on the life experiences of the bulb, it may be more resistant to change than other bulbs. But usually, three electricians can handle even the most resistant bulb.

Q: How does one go about washing their eyes?
coluber2001
 
  2  
Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2023 10:32 am
@Glennn,
Q: How does one go about washing their eyes?

A: By watching a tragic-romance or the world in general.

Q: How does one avoid becoming a cynic?
tsarstepan
 
  2  
Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2023 10:45 am
@coluber2001,
Q: How does one avoid becoming a cynic?
A. 1. Win the lottery;
2. Get a lobotomy;
or
3. Win a Raffle where the prize is a free lobectomy.

Q. What would Disney do to keep Mickey Mouse from slipping into the Public Domain?
Glennn
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2023 04:50 pm
@tsarstepan,
Q. What would Disney do to keep Mickey Mouse from slipping into the Public Domain?

A: He promised to force Minnie Mouse to marry him . . . and stuff.

Q: Who came up with the idea of relaxed-fit jeans?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Tue 21 Feb, 2023 05:32 pm
@Glennn,
Glennn - Q: Who came up with the idea of relaxed-fit jeans?

A: A man called Jonah Falcon

Q: What would an armed hold-up person say to a one-armed man?
 

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