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A: Trump, envisioning a return to the White House, has contemplated banning the phrase tick tock because reminds him of the social website Tiktok, with which he has a conflict. By edict, clocks would be interpreted to be saying ma-ga instead of tick tock. This is consonant with George W Bush's rephrasing of french fries into freedom fries.

Q: Thinking of Trump and the recent flooding of Fort Myers by Hurricane Ian, how many paper towel rolls would it take to clean up that mess?

Q: coluber2001 - Thinking of Trump and the recent flooding of Fort Myers by Hurricane Ian, how many paper towel rolls would it take to clean up that mess?

A: About 3 Amazonian forests is the best geusstimate

Q: Why do some roses have scent, and others do not?

Q: Why do some roses have scent, and others do not?

A: Cynical roses. Roses originally produced scent for the benefit of insects who fully appreciated them. They get sick of people who can't fully appreciate them, so why go through all the trouble of producing scent.

Q: Speaking of cynicism, how do you avoid becoming cynical when you get older?

A. Overload on Melatonin chewable gummies. Try consuming 1 bottle per day. Drink nothing but Sleepytime – Celestial Seasonings tea throughout the day.

Q. Why do brown drawfs really fail to become stars?

Q: tsarstepan - Why do brown dwarfs really fail to become stars?

A: They mumble, they fluff their lines, they fail to turn up on time, they have an inflated opinion of their acting skills, they insist on having bottles of helium on hand at all times, their math is poor, they seem to be in an orbit of no use to anyone but themselves... in short, they are too small to be a *S*T*A*R*

Q: Who determines the size and shape of aluminium hats to be used as protection against 'them'

Q: Who determines the size and shape of aluminium hats to be used as protection against 'them'

A: In private any impromptu aluminum foil hat will do. However, in public the hat has to be stylish or the "others" will think you're the one who's weird.

Q: Why do people think aliens are obsessed with probing your anus?

A. A case of Jungian projection from repressed self-proclaimed victim to potential extraterrestrial aggressor.

Q. What's the correct way to pronounce gif?

Q: tsarstepan - What's the correct way to pronounce gif?

A: Some say the word should be pronounced as in the first three letters of 'jiffy', while other assert it should be pronounced as in the first three letters of 'gift'... the Wordsmiths at Dant Phonetics say pronounce it as you will, but be sure to write it as GIF

Q: Does the stairway to heaven have a bannister?

A: Banisters are for ye of little faith. If you fall, you fall. Stairs with banisters are like the razor's edge with safety razors.

Q: I've heard the phrase tit for tat, but what is a tat, and is it a fair trade?

Q: coluber2001 - I've heard the phrase tit for tat, but what is a tat, and is it a fair trade?

A: 'Tat' is an abbreviation of 'tattered', and usually refers to old clothing ('don't come out with me wearing that 'old tat'); 'Tit', on the other hand refers to the 'Blue Tit' (Cyanistes caeruleus), a beautiful creature in all regards... the thought of swapping an ancient pair of torn, worn, stained underpants with a gorgeous little bird is definitely not a fair trade!

Q: When Jonah was in the whale, did he have 'a whale of a time'?

A. Most people don't know it. But ALL whales larger than shark whales have casinos in their belly. That's how they make their income. So, of course Jonah had a whale of a time. Until security (lampreys) found out he was counting cards and they broke all his fingers and threw him out with a permanent lifetime ban.

Q. How do new words actually get in the dictionary every year?

Q. How do new words actually get in the dictionary every year?

A: pedantically

Q: Why do spiders eat their own webs?

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Q: coluber2001 - Why do spiders eat their own webs?

A: By eating their web they destroy the evidence of their crimes against defenceless creatures what got caught, and then eaten, by the same evil arachnids... the spider can't digest the chitin that insects carapaces are made of, and they fling it around the web willy-nilly... when the Praying Mantis' are on Perpetrator Patrol, they would see the evidence and commence proceedings against the spider... it should be noted that spiders are well-known for their webs of lies, untruths and deceit

Q: 1. Did Robin Hood wear a hoodie? 2. (Supplementary question) Is that how he got his name?

Q: 1. Did Robin Hood wear a hoodie? 2. (Supplementary question) Is that how he got his name?
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A: People referred to him as a hoodwinker. So he took it as a term of endearment as long-haired guys in the '60s did with the term "freaks."

Q: People use the term "as the crow flies" to mean the shortest distance from point to point, but I've never seen a crow fly a straight line. So, what is the shortest distance between two points?

Q: coluber2001 - People use the term "as the crow flies" to mean the shortest distance from point to point, but I've never seen a crow fly a straight line. So, what is the shortest distance between two points?

A: Ha! I see the crows have got you fooled with their shenanigans! Crows are very clever predators and scavengers, always on the lookout for a free feed! Should a crow come across a carcass and have a feed, then suddenly have to return home for some reason, they fly there and back in a zig-zag pattern, so that any other crows watching don't really know which way they are going! And, of course, the shortest distance between two points is determined by topography

Q: Where does the Man In The Moon get the milk from to make all that cheese?

Q: Where does the Man In The Moon get the milk from to make all that cheese?

A: "Hey Diddle Diddle
The cat and the fiddle
The cow jumped over the moon"
There the milk flowed
Lightening its load
Allowing the cow to go home.

Q: Is there anything positive about being struck by lightning?

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Q: coluber2001 - Is there anything positive about being struck by lightning?

A: Negative

Q: Why does Donald Duck wear a sailor suit?

Q: Why does Donald Duck wear a sailor suit?

A: The soldier suit had pants.

Q: Were Daisy and Petunia sisters of a different mother?

Q: bobsal u1553115 - Were Daisy and Petunia sisters of a different mother?

A: Daisy Duck and Petunia Pig were 'sisters' only in that they are of the same anthropomorphised gender... keep in mind that a pig will eat a duck, feathers and all... pigs will also eat Minnie Mouse, Mother Goose, and any and all other characters with feminine given names... and the males for that matter

Q: Why is a Museum so called?

Q: Why is a Museum so called?

A: Museum, specifically an art museum:

(1) A place to muse and ponder why you aren't that talented

(2) A place to be inspired by muses and steal ideas for your next art project.

Q: Has a cat ever been killed by curiosity?