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Wrong Answer Game

 
 
Glennn
 
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Reply Sun 31 Jul, 2022 07:32 pm
@P E Dant,
Q: How do birds know what route to travel on their migrations?

A: They follow the trail of droppings from last year, of course. I mean, how else?

Q: Why did chickens end up be the symbol of scardycatness when almost every bird will run from you?
P E Dant
 
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Reply Mon 1 Aug, 2022 06:07 pm
@Glennn,

Q: Glennn - Why did chickens end up be the symbol of scardycatness when almost every bird will run from you?

A: This is all related to the large pre-Columbian city of Chichen Itza, built by the Maya people of the Terminal Classic period; in English, the name is given to mean 'Chicken Shitza' and through misuse has come to mean any person who is about to evacuate their bowels through fear

Q: When the Egyptians built the Pyramids, did they include space for a Tourism Booth?
coluber2001
 
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Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2022 03:01 pm
@P E Dant,
Q: When the Egyptians built the Pyramids, did they include space for a Tourism Booth?

A: Most definitely! It's to die for, which, incidentally, is required to use.

Q: Can you actually hold your breath until you die?

P E Dant
 
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Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2022 06:12 pm
@coluber2001,

Q: coluber2001 - Can you actually hold your breath until you die?

A: This is an urban myth... it is impossible to hold your breath, it escapes between your fingers!

Q: When the first man landed on the moon and did his bouncing around and stuff, was there a mat provided to wipe his boots before re-entering the escape capsule?
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2022 06:18 pm
@P E Dant,
Q: When the first man landed on the moon and did his bouncing around and stuff, was there a mat provided to wipe his boots before re-entering the escape capsule?

A: No way! They saved it. Moon dust is very expensive.

Q: I noticed that there is a quarter moon followed by a full moon. What happened to the half moon?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2022 08:32 pm
@coluber2001,
coluber2001 wrote:


Q: I noticed that there is a quarter moon followed by a full moon. What happened to the half moon?

Rolling Eyes Tell me that you DON'T know about inflation. Without telling me you DON'T know about inflation! I blame Biden!Rolling Eyes

How is Disney/Marvel going to explain the unplanned death of T'Challa AKA Black Panther with the real-life death of Chadwick Boseman in regards to the upcoming Black Panther: Wakanda Forever?
coluber2001
 
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Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2022 09:27 pm
@tsarstepan,
What?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2022 10:07 pm
@coluber2001,
Did you forget the name (and nature) of the game?
glitterbag
 
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Reply Tue 2 Aug, 2022 10:28 pm
@tsarstepan,
False, I didn't and I don't think coluber2001 did either.


so, I have to ask also, "WHAT??"
P E Dant
 
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Reply Wed 3 Aug, 2022 05:53 pm
@glitterbag,

Q: tsarstepan - How is Disney/Marvel going to explain the unplanned death of T'Challa AKA Black Panther with the real-life death of Chadwick Boseman in regards to the upcoming Black Panther: Wakanda Forever?

A: All such things are planned long in advance, so as to be prepared for any and all contingencies... by using body-doubles, and the clever use of CGI, the punters will never know the difference! In the event of any award ceremonies, the Carpet Mob will simply say that Chad is attending his cousin's funeral

Q: What would happen if a zoo-keeper decided to breed a giraffe with a zebra?
coluber2001
 
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Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2022 01:35 pm
@P E Dant,
Q: What would happen if a zoo-keeper decided to breed a giraffe with a zebra?

A: He would get a gibra, the new mascot and symbol for the country of Gibraltar.

Q: Why does it rain cats and dogs instead of rats and mice?

P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Sat 6 Aug, 2022 06:21 pm
@coluber2001,

Q: coluber2001 - Why does it rain cats and dogs instead of rats and mice?

A: The answer is in the question! The cats and dogs have reduced the number of rats and mice to such a degree that there isn't even enough of them for a small rain shower!

Q: When a known liar swears on the bible, in court, to tell the truth, does the Judge and jury believe them?
coluber2001
 
  1  
Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2022 12:09 pm
@P E Dant,
Q: When a known liar swears on the bible, in court, to tell the truth, does the Judge and jury believe them?

A: Are you asking this in case Trump takes the stand in his own defense? But that's another question. They have found an impartial judge and jury hiding in the deepest Amazon. But will they be willing to sit in a court room?

Q: What is the biological advantage of men going bald?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2022 06:17 pm
@coluber2001,

Q: coluber2001 - What is the biological advantage of men going bald?

A: This is a more mental than physical advantage... no more trips to the barber, no more of that horrendous off-key singing, more $$$$$ in the pocket etc

Q: What type of apple was it that Eve gave Adam to eat?
tsarstepan
 
  1  
Reply Sun 7 Aug, 2022 06:28 pm
@P E Dant,
P E Dant wrote:


Q: What type of apple was it that Eve gave Adam to eat?

The Macintosh 128K. Which sucked because Eve broke four teeth in her attempt to bite the screen and keyboard.

Q: How modest is the indie rock band Modest Mouse?
P E Dant
 
  1  
Reply Mon 8 Aug, 2022 06:12 pm
@tsarstepan,

Q: tsarstepan - How modest is the indie rock band Modest Mouse?

A: This band is an offshoot of the 'Riotous Rampaging Rats' and nobody knows how modest they are because they are too shy to allow an interview

Q: What was the name of the Overseer when constructing the third-from-bottom row of the Great Pyramid?
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