Wrong Answer Game

Q: If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one there to hear it, will it make a sound?

A: It won't make a sound unless it's really, really painful.

Q: Do honey bees really admire the Queen Bee?

Q: Do honey bees really admire the Queen Bee?

A: Hardly! Talk about being barefoot and pregnant. All she does is lay eggs. At least the workers get out of the house collecting nectar etc.

Q: Do bat's really fly into your hair, and why?

Q: coluber2001 - Do bat's really fly into your hair, and why?

A: Only if you are a rastafarian, or somebody who wears dreadlocks, thinking, 'dreadlocks are cool'... the reason is that the human head exudes pheromones that trick the bats into thinking Big Momma is awaiting them in there

Q: What was in Sherlock Holmes' pipe?

Q: What was in Sherlock Holmes' pipe?

A: It was a homegrown 100% sativa.

Q: You've hitchhiked over one thousand miles in your life.

Q: You've hitchhiked over one thousand miles in your life.

A: And then Jeffery Dahmer picked you up in Milwaukee. The rest is in the icebox.

Q: How thick should ice be before it's safe to skate on?

Q: How thick should ice be before it's safe to skate on?

A: If you fall through, you should wait 'til it's thicker.

Q: Is there really a secret to getting out of debt?

Q: Glenn - Is there really a secret to getting out of debt?

A: Yes... it is known colloquially as 'sending the boys around'

Q: Can Canadians can-can?

Q: Can Canadians can-can?

A: Not only can they can-can, they can-can tutu much, way tutu much.

A: Why is ballet so popular in Russia?

Q: Why is ballet so popular in Russia?

A: Because they were all told to appreciate it.

Q: Why are beakers called beakers?

Q: Glennn - Why are beakers called beakers?

A: These are drinking vessels designed in the middle ages to be used by those people who wore them strange-looking masks as protection against that other pandemic what swept the world in those times... they were touted as being drip-free - see accompanying pictures below

https://www.google.com/search?q=beaked+masks+worn+in+the+middle+ages&client=firefox-b-ab&sxsrf=ALiCzsZ5rYdBqud5DO57cQ774EgHi4Qlxg:1658966536275&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwic2Nr4o5r5AhUDS2wGHRuKBVsQ_AUIBygC&biw=1006&bih=616

Q: What would be a good alternative name for the camel?

Q: What would be a good alternative name for the camel?

A: Backhumper.

Q: What sparked the alleged enmity between dogs and cats?

Q: Glennn - What sparked the alleged enmity between dogs and cats?

A: Mice

Q: Should Heads-Of-State be allowed to cross-dress?

Q: Should Heads-Of-State be allowed to cross-dress?

A: Yes, but just their heads; not their bodies.

Q: What is the difference between a rock and a stone?

Q: Glennn - What is the difference between a rock and a stone?

A: Nomenclature - 'Rock' is more common as a given name, whereas 'Stone' is regarded as a surname

Q: Can you run an electric chair from solar power?

Q: Can you run an electric chair from solar power?

A: They tried it for a while. It was promoted as Green Death. But you just couldn't rely on it. If it was someone's turn to be executed, they got whatever electricity had been stored to that point. Sometimes it . . . took a while.

Q: Why can't they make a car that runs on water?

Q: Glennn - Why can't they make a car that runs on water?

A: Because, despite their best efforts, the tyre companies can't make a tyre that has any grip on the water!

Q: If a Top Hat is displayed on the bottom shelf at the Hatter's, is it still a top hat?

Q: If a Top Hat is displayed on the bottom shelf at the Hatter's, is it still a top hat?

A: It will call it itself one, but don't believe it. Top Hats that have been thusly demoted live in denial of their station in life.

Q: Why do humans insist on wearing suits in some jobs?

Q: Why do humans insist on wearing suits in some jobs?

A: Well, it suits them.

Q: So once and for all, is it the heat or the humidity?

Q: So once and for all, is it the heat or the humidity?

A: That question was answered long ago when the Creation Managers decided to include a humidity setting on Hell's interior. They wouldn't have done that unless it made matters worse.

Q: Is it possible to not let one hand know what the other is doing?

Q: Glennn - Is it possible to not let one hand know what the other is doing?

A: Yes; in fact, it is good managerial practice to keep all Hands busy at all times without them knowing what the other Hands are up to; it starts with the Leading Hand; tell him/her to do something, and send them off... then gather all the other Hands around you and give them each a task by whispering it in their ears... this then stops jealousy growing among the Hands, because each will think they have a plum job while the others have drudgery... this problem doesn't arrive with Station Hands, because one will be off riding the fence-line while another will be checking the bore drains, and so on

Q: How do birds know what route to travel on their migrations?