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@P E Dant,

Q: What type of an animal is the Sphinx?

A: They say it's a composite of a man, a lion, and a falcon bird.

I say it's a composite of a sparrow, a Pharaoh, and a lion. It's a spharowion.

Q: The ancient Egyptians thought the center of consciousness was in the heart. The brain was just some squishy stuff that filled the skull like a twinky. Were they right about the brain?

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@coluber2001,

Q: coluber2001 - The ancient Egyptians thought the center of consciousness was in the heart. The brain was just some squishy stuff that filled the skull like a twinky. Were they right about the brain?

A: The correct answer depends on whether the person giving the response is a 'left-brain' or 'right-brain' thinking person... the LBs are always going on about being 'left out' and the RBs annoy by stating they are 'always right'... those ancient Egyptians didn't really have their heart in it when they made that statement, in that they knew they didn't have the brains to work it out properly

Q: If a soul singer is down to their uppers, does that mean they are soleless?

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@P E Dant,

Q: If a soul singer is down to their uppers, does that mean they are soleless?

A: Some singers have been known to perform barefooted, so their state of impoverishment goes unnoticed.

Q: Is it possible for a singer to have a range of 3 octaves?

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@coluber2001,

Q: coluber2001 - Is it possible for a singer to have a range of 3 octaves?

A: Most adult humans have a 3 octave vocal range, but the remarkable Tim Storms has a 10 octave range; Mama has an electric range, and an Uncle has an incredible range of vision; we can be 'home on the range' and that is where the singers come in!

Q: Do you think the human race is properly prepared for when the aliens come?

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@P E Dant,

Q: Do you think the human race is properly prepared for when the aliens come?

A: No. Humans are now way too salty for any of their dishes.

Q: If love is the answer, what's the question?

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@Glennn,

Q: Glennn - If love is the answer, what's the question?

A: What's the score?

Q: Why is a flashily-dressed male described as 'looks like a rat with a gold tooth'?

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@P E Dant,

Q: Why is a flashily-dressed male described as 'looks like a rat with a gold tooth'?

A: Because rats have such deep characters, and the gold tooth is like the orange hair of a certain politician.

Q: Do crocodiles really have tears?

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@coluber2001,

Q: Do crocodiles really have tears?

A: They're just overly emotional at the prospect of having somebody as important as you as a dinner guest.

Q: Is it OK to answer your own question?

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@coluber2001,

Q: coluber2001 - Is it OK to answer your own question?

A: Only if you wish to have an intelligent conversation with yourself

Q: When Noah built the Ark, did he install a 'Duty Free' booth?

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@P E Dant,

Q: When Noah built the Ark, did he install a 'Duty Free' booth?

A: He did until the animals started abusing the no-tax rum. The skunks were getting drunk as, well, themselves.

Q: If a spaceship takes off, it's described as going up, but others might say it's going out. So, which is it?

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@coluber2001,

Q: If a spaceship takes off, it's described as going up, but others might say it's going out. So, which is it?

A: It's neither. It's going into space.

Q: Why is money green?

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@Glennn,

Q: Why is money green?

A: Because it's made from plants that are renewable. If it were made from coal, it would be called fossil. Greenbacks instead of blackbacks.

Q: If someone's in a hurry, they tell you to shake a leg. Why not two legs?

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@coluber2001,

Q: If someone's in a hurry, they tell you to shake a leg. Why not two legs?

A: Because then they'd have to pay you double time.

Q: Why is Rock and Roll called Rock and Roll?

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@Glennn,

Q: Glennn - Why is Rock and Roll called Rock and Roll?

A: Because the recording executives trying to come up with a new name for this new type of music had a rock of a certain substance to share, and it rolled off the table while they were discussing 'who goes first'

Q: Why are the breast feathers of the eider duck called 'down'?

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@P E Dant,

Q: Why are the breast feathers of the eider duck called 'down'?

A: Down comes from the old Norse word, dunn. It sounds too much like dung. Fortunately, it changed to down instead of dung otherwise we'd be sleeping on dung pillows and wearing dung vests.

Q: Famous actors and athletes are called stars. What's so special about a star. It's just a bunch of burning gas.

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@coluber2001,

Q: Famous actors and athletes are called stars. What's so special about a star. It's just a bunch of burning gas.

A: Without the stars, we would be crushed by the darkness of night.

Q: How does a speaker make sound?

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@Glennn,

Q: Glennn - How does a speaker make sound?

A: If you are referring to an electric/electronic speaker, look around the speaker and you will find a little dial/knob that says 'Volume' - by turning that clockwise you will be able to hear the sounds the speaker makes... if you are referring to a Public Speaker, that is a whole different scenario

Q: Why are Lotharios out of favour at the moment?

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@P E Dant,

Q: Why are Lotharios out of favour at the moment?

A: Because of selfish women.

Q: Why does paper cover rock?

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@Glennn,

Q: Glennn - Why does paper cover rock?

A: Because scissors are too hard to spread out

Q: Who killed Roger Rabbit?

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@P E Dant,

Q: Who killed Roger Rabbit?

A: It was someone who didn't like it when uppity rabbits forget their place and use human names.

Q: If a tree falls in the forest, and there's no one there to hear it, will it make a sound?

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