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What is your favorite cow?

 
 
farmerman
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2005 03:28 pm
we had a bunch of Highland cattle once (till about 2001) They were unpredictable with those horns and you couldnt poll them. So we sold most and butchered some for the family. Theyre a little tough. I think our Dexters have been so named as to have something in common with the shoe brand and not the area of their origin.


Gus, I can hardly contain my excitement. When will this race be over? cows need milkin
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McTag
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2005 03:37 pm
Belted Galloway, they're very distinctive.

I got a pair of horns so I can make a Viking helmet, but I haven't made it yet. I've got to drill out the horns and glue steel bolts in.
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hamburger
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2005 03:58 pm
mctag : won't it hurt when you attach those steelbolts to your skull ? i know you come from a hardy breed (any viking blood in your veins ?), but even you might find it just alittle painful. here is to a good viking ! hbg
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2005 05:01 pm
Lean, mean... Holstein.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2005 05:04 pm
I'm not sure which cow, the one with the white triabgle on her head, or the one with the white heart. The heart cow seemed cuter, but it didn't come out of it's little shed, so I'm not sure.
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brutalnaivety
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2005 09:59 pm
Yeah! A cow forum!
Yeah! A cow forum!

Stolen directly from the internet:

http://img91.exs.cx/img91/2403/moo23cz.jpg
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 3 Apr, 2005 10:01 pm
Laughing A fitting illustration
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2005 02:17 am
hamburger wrote:
mctag : won't it hurt when you attach those steelbolts to your skull ? i know you come from a hardy breed (any viking blood in your veins ?), but even you might find it just alittle painful. here is to a good viking ! hbg


Wahahahahah

I'm open to suggestions as to how best to fix cowhorn to a plastic "hard-hat" safety helmet. I was going to drill out the horns and glue in a round-head steel bolt on the inside of the helmet. Then I can apply a fake surface to the helmet to disguise its origins and fix some blond hair around. Whaddya think?

Belted Galloway:

http://www.beltie.org/
http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/beltedgalloways/
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2005 06:59 am
Measure and set the locations of the horns on the helmet. Make a set of wooden forms over which the horns can slip. Id make them by band sawing the forms and then finish their shape with a drawknife. Fix the horn forms onto the helmet by bolting them from the inside. Gorilla glue the horns onto the wooden forms . (gorilla glue will swell and fill in any small gaps between the forms and the horns).
Im assuming that your horns are real, so they should be somewhat hollow.
If they are made of a resin cast material, more the better. You can drill the helmet to recieve a series of self tapping screws that would be drilled into the rein. I would still use gorilla glue to strengthen the screw posts. Just be careful of Gorilla glue. As it swells itll get loose if your not careful. I had a set on my motorcycle helmet years ago, they were brass though
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McTag
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2005 07:49 am
They are real horns all righty. I was going to use the all-purpose glue we have here called Araldite- I've never heard of Gorilla Glue. And, add a big flat washer for extra strength as well as the bolt head on the inside of the helmet- there is a space where it would fit, it won't make dents in my skull.

If it all works as planned, and thanks for your suggestions btw, I'll take a photo of the finished article and post it here.

Anyway back to the cattle- what did you think of the belties? A hardy breed from my own country.
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goodfielder
 
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Reply Mon 4 Apr, 2005 08:20 am
Belties are truly an unusual breed. We have them here in South Australia but their numbers are small and they are mainly in the Adelaide Hills where it's cooler and wetter. From memory (I didn't have a lot to do with them when I worked in the livestock area, I think they're too difficult to steal) they are slightly smaller in frame than many other beasts. But that distinctive colouring means you can identify them from way over the other paddocks.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 02:21 pm
It has to be the Charollais for me......it is the sumo wrestler of the Beauvine world.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 04:41 pm
On our recent trip to New Hampshire, we have encountered this bovine:

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RAARA1MTwnp2qCOcJkQbq!Q*AL96EeKPsvNxKsUvrXW1rx8ZQyQJ!8eoeQ4dCsJ433TqoXq0EOGyUncQPGTAWPVNXLWIQbuZPNb*L9*jJKU/IMG_0264.JPG

She was a little self-aware, because of her teeth I presume, but friendly nonetheless. She took liking in littlek: http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RAAsA1YTc3t2qCOcJkQbq3h1i60wFgIjKuTJsb8cRNSBJs!ZELR7ybNs*C2A0j0QJavWj6Pew3r167PboFBWF0trr8WzV!z6ljVFuHgbGyU/IMG_0267.JPG
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 04:45 pm
I, on the other hand was befriended by a little stubborn goat:

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RAARA1IThnp2qCOcJkQbqwfyVfn!dqWbkOMv1XSRQ9KrVLUbkvQNtBJ92SItejGSEIlWlfNyqvvMEWiH8Hl33f4mAk7HZYvYRXDg7dBPlWU/IMG_0254.JPG

We also talked to some horses. This one had most thoughts to share. We exchanged opinions on the quality of the hay:

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RAAJA1cTr3t2qCOcJkQbq85lCtaxN393TFWUlz88prIWjzvQAwtix6NahH7x5x1mt696kLAKedfMjCjbiN7!DicCkypvyqM3NF4xw*4!YSw/IMG_0277.JPG

Horses worked hard that day. Littlek tried to alleviate their hardship. But she was too little:

http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RAAQA1gT6nt2qCOcJkQbqzI57WPdQegPzU8Kaf!06z7*WW18m3KD24KDA*K0qEtDJJ1cUcYyjXH6*paKgOHcEi7ilaTX6WFzIOma!UMRMEA/IMG_0278.JPG
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farmerman
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 05:28 pm
why is lilk stealing that Amish buggy. Were you guys all hammered?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 05:33 pm
well, she's half irish, half italian. you know how they are...
we were not hammered..yet.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 05:38 pm
That goat didn't like you. He thought you had blueberry jam on your shoe.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 05:42 pm
nah, truth be told, his horn (the one on his head) was coming out, and i was a perfect scratching post.
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cjhsa
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 05:43 pm
Oh, a horny goat.
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makemeshiver33
 
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Reply Tue 5 Apr, 2005 05:47 pm
Brama...Pronounced here as... BRAM MER, not BRA MA

Beautiful!!
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