What is your favorite cow?

Hey! Who the hell voted for the Jersey?

Yummy I love the taste of cow sh*t in the morning!!

You should use that for your signature line, Crazielady.

Maybe I just will... just for you gus

I had to go with Holstein. My great uncle is a major dairy farmer in MO. City tried to take his farm a few years ago and politics played out. In the end his property was protected by being named a historical farm.

We visited once when the kids were little. Oldest cub stuck his finger in one of the pens and a calf latched on to nurse. For the next week he told everyone he met that he had been cow-bitten.

Guess them Holsteins ARE mean afterall.

Happy Gus?? Look at my signature.. I will keep on there for a little while today!

WOW, a cow thread. How exciting, I wish to thank Mr Ratzenhofer for his kindness in thinking about those of us who appreciate cows for what they are, natures most perfectly adapted beings.


My favorite is the sirloin

Thank you for your vote, farmerman. And thank you, Crazielady, for adding cow **** to your signature line.

Very fetching.

Gus isn't telling you everything. He loves cows more than he's lettin' on. You should see what he does to his cows.

He called me up one day and says to me " Brooke, you have to come over here and see this." I said .. "Gus, I'm busy - what the heck you want me to come over there and see." He told me it was pourin' cows. Pourin' cows, I tell ya.

Well, it had been raining that day and I chucked and told him .. "Gus, thems raindrops. You need to leave that wackie tobackie alone."

Gus got pretty agitated and I was needin' a little break anyways so I went over there to quiet him down and see what all the rucus was about.

It wasn't pourin' cows..... He meant PORN cows. Gus has been a very, very bad boy.



What scares me the most is all these women that come on here complainin' about their men looking at porn. I expect that one of these days someone will start a post over in the relationship thread about "My husband is cheating on me with cows." It's gonna be all Gus's fault.

Red Devon. It's a big cow and was waythe most popular here in SW England until the ubiquitous Friesian was introduced - now everyone has them, they probably have the best grass/milk ratio. But I liked the others, affectionately known as Red Devon Elephants.

Leave it to Brooke to find cow porn.

Slappy has some competition.

I was mildy excited by that imagery, however, and must make haste to the barn.

I guess I'll have to pick Holstein.

I used to visit a farm at lunch time and play music for the cows (i guess they were Holsteins) and they seemed to like it. Their ears would turn towards the sound, and some would curiously walk over to the edge of the fence, which was only 5 feet from me, and listen, every now and then a MOOOOOOOO

They don't seem like dangerous cows to me.

There is a farm a few towns over that raise "beefalo" (thats what some people call them) I heard it was a cross between a buffalo and a cow, don't know how it tastes.

I wouldn't mind being a cow, they live in a more peaceful enviroment than I do, lucky cows.

If you can believe our cheese commercials (and you always
do), the happiest cows come from California.

So, get lost Jersey & Holstein.

Actually this reminds me of the old joke where the Zebra
asked the bull what his job might be on the farm, and
the bull replied: "Take off your pajama and I'll show you"

I've thought, you favourite cow is this one



Here are CL's uncles, btw, on their way to present their best cow at the local cow festival:

Yes of course, the purple cow is my absolute favorite.
Thank you Walter for reminding me......

But we do have these cute commercials on TV about
the happy Californian cows, they're just a riot.

I like the ones that eat grass and look stupid.

That would be the Jersey cow kicky

It's a tie between the holstein and the jersey right now. Six to six. Doesn't get any more exciting than this.

Ha! My vote has now put the Jersey cow ahead by a cud!