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What is your favorite cow?

 
 
dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:37 am
cow cow cow
says no 'meow'
it says 'moo'
like kangaroo
(but different)
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:37 am
http://www.richardbramble.co.uk/ingredient/Jersey_cow.jpg

The beloved Jersey. As you can see, it is much larger than the Holstein, but not as dangerous. Ther Jersey is known for its soft brown coloring, is very good with children, and usually has two or more large, erect nipples.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:38 am
that's a beautiful painting, gus. one can see your love of cow right away.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:40 am
CrazieLady wrote:
Also isn't there a certain magical mushroom that grows in there feces?


What the hell kind of nonsense is that! We're talkin' cows here!

But.... you wanna smoke that ****, go right ahead.

Makes no matter to me.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:40 am
Udders Gus udders, not nipples. Careful buddy, you're spiraling again. Take a deep breath and count to ten. I'lll get you some water. I'm here for you.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:41 am
Thanks, Dag, on your cow-painting compliment. I've always painted a mean cow.
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:42 am
what did you think of my spontanneous poem? it was very spontanneous.
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:43 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
CrazieLady wrote:
Also isn't there a certain magical mushroom that grows in there feces?


What the hell kind of nonsense is that! We're talkin' cows here!

But.... you wanna smoke that ****, go right ahead.

Makes no matter to me.


You don't smoke the magical mushrooms Gus, you eat them.. least that is what I am told and what I have witnessed.. then apparently you feel really good and see things like little gnomes beating up the smurfs for taking their kegs away from them!! Laughing
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:43 am
I was just going to ask you about that poem. Very, very nice. Did you learn that in India?
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parados
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:44 am
Quote:
I'll just stand quietly in the background and watch as they dismantle my beloved thread.
Don't you mean as they "slaughter" your thread?
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:45 am
thank you gus. yes, people in india are very deep-thoughted and spiritual. i got inspired. though i have yet to see a gnome beating up a smurf. i hope to accomplish that one day, too. i shall write a poem about the event once i witness it.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:45 am
Why don't the three of us, me, Dag, and the Crazielady, get together and eat some of that cow feces. Then we'll get real crazy and start throwing stuff at other A2K members.

Let's go!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:47 am
hell, i'm in. haven't had breakfast yet.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:47 am
You're a sport, Dag.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:48 am
<digs around for spoons>
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:48 am
Crazielady420 wrote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
CrazieLady wrote:
Also isn't there a certain magical mushroom that grows in there feces?


What the hell kind of nonsense is that! We're talkin' cows here!

But.... you wanna smoke that ****, go right ahead.

Makes no matter to me.


You don't smoke the magical mushrooms Gus, you eat them.. least that is what I am told and what I have witnessed.. then apparently you feel really good and see things like little gnomes beating up the smurfs for taking their kegs away from them!! Laughing


That's weird the time I did the magic mushrooms I didn't see any gnomes or smurfs, I had a vision of the nativity and one of the Wise Men
(the cheap one who brought the myrrh) topuched the child in the manger in an inappropriate manner and was immediately transformed in a Roman Catholic priest and then Mary suddenly morphed into Catwoman and seemed very annoyed, the Star of Bethlehem turned into a disco ball and wait, I'm rambling here. Please excuse me.
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:48 am
I'm down but I heard it doesn't taste too good... kinda stale actually... most people I know eat m&m's with them in an attempt to hide the taste...

but first thing first... who wants to pick throught the cow feces and get the mushrooms?

I vote Gus!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:49 am
i also learned to eat with my hands in india. here, i'll teach you.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:50 am
<munch munch.....hmmmmmm good!>
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parados
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:51 am
If this thread is about cows, why does it seem to be "steer"ed toward "bull"?

What is wrong with a good black angus? Is there prejudice even amongst cow lovers?
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