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What is your favorite cow?

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gustavratzenhofer
 
Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:10 am
This thread will be reserved for cow discussion. Horse people.... stay out.
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:12 am
All cow tastes the same to me.... Laughing Laughing Laughing

sorry had to... I really don't like eating cow... it freaks me out...

But my favorite are the ones that moo!!! I think they are white with black spots?? Razz
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panzade
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:14 am
I'll never forget the weekend I spent with Elsie...up in Jersey.
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:15 am
Guernsey.



Laughing
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:16 am
I had hopes of starting a serious, thought-provoking cow thread, but apparently CrazieLady and panzade have other thoughts.

I'll just stand quietly in the background and watch as they dismantle my beloved thread.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:17 am
Cows are cool. They all stand in the same direction,you can tip 'em, fondle their breasts without fear of consequence and in fact be rewarded with lactation in wild abandon, and then you can eat them. Natures perfect beast.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:18 am
Good choice, msolga, but I don't recall seeing that as an option. What will it be, Holstein or Jersey?

You're on the clock.
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:19 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I had hopes of starting a serious, thought-provoking cow thread, but apparently CrazieLady and panzade have other thoughts.

I'll just stand quietly in the background and watch as they dismantle my beloved thread.


Now Now Gus.. don't have a cow! Laughing Laughing

Sorry again... I am in a giddy sort of mood!!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:19 am
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you can tip 'em, fondle their breasts without fear of consequence


That holds true for most waitresses I know.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:20 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
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you can tip 'em, fondle their breasts without fear of consequence


That holds true for most waitresses I know.


and you can probably eat them but woiuld you want to?
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:22 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Good choice, msolga, but I don't recall seeing that as an option. What will it be, Holstein or Jersey?

You're on the clock.


I should be! Daughter of a couple of dairy farmers & all .... Very Happy

Still say Guernsey, though ...
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:23 am
ok, blueveinedthrobber, we're spiraling out of control here. Let's get back to some good clean bovine talk.
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:26 am
Gus what are the differnences of these two cows? I would like to pick my favorite now and turn your thread into a serious convo!
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squinney
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:26 am
Time for a Cub story:

Though we moved to the "country" in '97, the city limits have quickly expanded. There was one pasture we would drive by on the way to a friends house that always had cattle in it.

One day, boy cub said, "Look at the cows."

I said, "Those are actually black angus. That's the kind we eat."

Cub, big eyed exclaims "We eat black anus?"

Hey, it got me outta having to stop at McDonalds for at least a week!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:27 am
msolga wrote:

I should be! Daughter of a couple of dairy farmers & all


I've always wondered something, msolga. Now that your here, perhaps you could enlighten me. Who would win a fight between a cow and a kangaroo?

Living in the States I've never had the opportunity to witness such a spectacular display of nature, but I've heard tell from some Australian friends that such occurences are rather commonplace down under.

Australia sounds so exciting!
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squinney
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:29 am
Jersey = Cute brown cow with big eyes. Often seen with yellow flowers on her head. Goes by Daisy.
Holstein = Black and white cow, larger than Jersey, but still pretty eyes. Goes by Bessie.
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:30 am
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
... I've always wondered something, msolga. Now that your here, perhaps you could enlighten me. Who would win a fight between a cow and a kangaroo? .......Australia sounds so exciting!


My money'd be on the cow. Absolutely.

Yep, very exciting indeed! Very Happy
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:33 am
http://www.park.mothers.or.jp/animal/images/holstein.gif

Crazielady, that's a holstein. Black and white. Very dangerous.
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:36 am
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Fri 25 Mar, 2005 08:37 am
Awww. it is sooo cute.. I want one!! I pick that one... WHy dangerous though?? Like blueveinedthrobber said earlier you can walk up and tip them right.... isn't it true if you tip a cow over it can't get back up??

Also isn't there a certain magical mushroom that grows in there feces?
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