Why do I need so badly to put it in somebody?

You're hilarious, with a sense of humor like that how can you not get laid? Girls love funny men!

Seriously though Kicky, I think everyone here would agree that you are a great guy, I think you should stop thinking about your age so much. You should go out and have fun, time waits for no one, and it never forgives. So what if you are not Brad Pitt, few men are, and even though looks, like penis size, does matter, there are ways to compensate.
If you are not sure of how to approach a situation don't go for subtle, give it all you've got! It might either get you a slap worth a masochist, or the best sex you've ever had in your life.

Now what are you waiting for? go shoo, take a shower put on some nice clothes and get huntin'!

I have to chase my prey and wear it down slowly, like a tiger chasing a deer. Only with me it takes a lot longer to wear them down.

I remember a thread about a guy wanting to get it on with an 'older woman' in his building. Have you tried hanging out at the mailboxes?

Eryemil, oh wise one, do men like funny women too?

kickycan wrote:

I have to chase my prey and wear it down slowly, like a tiger chasing a deer. Only with me it takes a lot longer to wear them down.

Go for the wounded prey, they're easier to chase.