Why do I need so badly to put it in somebody?

What happened to "No sex, please, we're British"?

I believe that was the title of a film and didnt reflect the whole feelings of the UK.

We are responsible for all the 'Carry On..' films you know.They are more us.
James Bond is ours too,he never says no to a bit of action, and I dont mean chasing a baddie in a speedboat!!

There was a recent study showing that brits had more sex than any other nation in europe - and more than here in the us.

Oral sex maybe, they apparently don't sell floss there.

Neither they do in Ireland, too. When I went there, all I could think of was how much money a dentist would make there, because it appears as if they've never heard that term before.

I dunno what I feel about the whole teeth thing. I think that healthy clean teeth are good, but that doesn't mean they have to be straight and bright white - - - does it?

Not necessarily. Mine are far from perfect. But when they're about to stick out of your cheeks, that's not good either.

Great image.

I can assure you we do have floss over here.I used some last night.It came in man shaped packaging,hoho.
No, we do has floss here.Maybe you should look for it in a chemists and not a sex shop,hehe.

Littlek-I cant believe we have more sex than the europeans,what about the french(oh,are they european?)Its a hobby for them.
We probably more have drunken,regretable sex.Its the weather,its so naff here we have to entertain ourselves somehow.

In that case, we're all just a few feet away from each other. Think about it.

Oh MY GOD IM A NYMPHONANIAC!!!!!

I kinda like it!

Heh.

Oh,but i must remember to wear gloves!

Gloves: the keyboard's condom.

I was just gona wrap that in cling film.

I like it too. When are you coming over? I'm waiting naked on my bed right now!

Goodness Kicky! Didn't you get laid already? You are like a walking, talking erection! And at your age!

Did you get some kicky? When?

No, I didn't.

Eryemil, you're gay and young, aren't you? Come on, getting laid is a snap for you! I can't get it that easy! Unless I go out and get a hooker, which I will not do, it's not like I can just go out and get some like you can.

I have to chase my prey and wear it down slowly, like a tiger chasing a deer. Only with me it takes a lot longer to wear them down.

You're hilarious, with a sense of humor like that how can you not get laid? Girls love funny men!

Seriously though Kicky, I think everyone here would agree that you are a great guy, I think you should stop thinking about your age so much. You should go out and have fun, time waits for no one, and it never forgives. So what if you are not Brad Pitt, few men are, and even though looks, like penis size, does matter, there are ways to compensate.
If you are not sure of how to approach a situation don't go for subtle, give it all you've got! It might either get you a slap worth a masochist, or the best sex you've ever had in your life.

Now what are you waiting for? go shoo, take a shower put on some nice clothes and get huntin'!