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Thu 24 Feb, 2005 07:36 pm
I haven't had sex in over six months. I just got an e-mail out of the blue from the girl that I used to see, and who ended up being a f-buddy of mine for quite a while. I can't stand her personality, and I have been happy not to be in touch with her for the past six or so months. But for some reason, just reading her little innocent e-mail message makes me want to just go over there right now and screw her brains out. But I don't want to do that, because of the repurcussions.
I don't want to call her, but I don't know if I have the willpower not to do it! Why? Why is the urge to have sex with another human being so damn powerful!? Why do I need so badly to put it in somebody? Life would be so much simpler if masturbation was enough. How do women do it?
Your not the master of your domain?
You just need to hold your dominion, as Noddy says. <I never knew people called it dominion>
not just hold it,
you need to rub it,
and stroke it
and then speed up..
well, of course, I was trying for subtlety.
Not so much for Kicky, but for the rest of the readers..... But, you're right, I think spelling it out was a good move on your part.
I've heard there are crack whores in New York City who will fellate you for fifty cents.
That's a hell of a bargain.
The problem with crack whores is you can't tell whether that's a pipe blister or a herpes blister on their lip.
either way,
you bust it and there is more lube for the job.
littlek wrote:The problem with crack whores is you can't tell whether that's a pipe blister or a herpes blister on their lip
Ah... so you have experience in this field? Where might one go to find a blisterless crack whore?
< eagerly awaits answer while jingling two quarters in palm >
At least kicky has his gay friend to fall back on (if everything else fails)
He did that guy last week. Doesn't count.
He's talking about women this time around.
CalamityJane wrote:At least kicky has his gay friend to fall back on..
i can really take this statement and run with it..............
Hehe shewolf.
Yet, I don't get it! Kicky is handsome, is halfway charming,
makes a decent living and has an italian Mama. Why can't
he find himself an nice italian girl?
I'm thinking he lost another bet to Slappy.
And back to the original question, Kicky. How do women do what?
Well, Gus, there was a girl in santa fe about 10 years ago who I could have hooked you up with.
J_B wrote:I'm thinking he lost another bet to Slappy.
And back to the original question, Kicky. How do women do what?
Nope. I will not bet anymore. This is all me, and all true. And my question was, how do women go for so long without getting so f*cking horny that they can't even concentrate on anything without thinking of screwing every two minutes!!??
I think I'm just going to have to call this girl and let the chips fall where they may...unless one of you lovely ladies wants to volunteer to help me out, that is.
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