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Why do I need so badly to put it in somebody?

 
 
littlek
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 12:02 am
CalamityJane wrote:
Right! Whereas the hospitals would be a good place too.
Bring some flowers, some time to talk, and they'll be
eternally greatful. Wink


Or they'll be filing for a restraining order.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 12:02 am
kickycan wrote:
Women can be funny, littlek. I think that chicky on saturday night live who does the weekend update thing is really funny, and incredibly sexy. What the hell is her name again?


The ratio still favors men.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 12:11 am
Tina Fey. That's a name I should have remembered, since I almost got expelled from college because of a girl named Tina Fey. Anyway, here she is...Tina Fey! She's funny. Not hilarious maybe, but she is funny. And she's got that smartypants sexy librarian thing going for her. Love it.


http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SwA0A9gWMm4dCA2ljG2IQ!TLEt9WVg2guTpCSbnCr*S9iMFj9qu5wG!7RiCmp0U4ffSziUE3j4bBkWv4LOjNuuX9ySryQu7bIUDz2fd95eDVgSHTvhTBVg/TinaFey1.jpg
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msolga
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 01:04 am
I've just read all 23 pages of this thread, kicky. (Procrastination strategy. Too much work to do tonight, in preparation for tomorrow! Mad ) But, um .... could it be, perhaps, maybe ... that it's not just sex you're after, but, um ... love? Surprised This could well be the cause of your malaise. What do you think? (It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Very Happy )
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Eryemil
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 02:49 am
You are right Olga, very observant you are, yep yep yep. I noticed the same thing, please Kicky, enlighten us.

The search for love and the search for sex will often lead you in different directions and to different places. We might have been giving you the wrong advice all this time.
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 02:59 am
Ok, I will be serious for once.

Kicky, have seen yr pics, and I think (and no, this is not a pick up line) you are a pretty good looking guy (pretty used as a adverb and not as an adjective), so I am finding it a bit difficult to understand why have you gone for 6 months without "putting it in" !

Out here, you come across as pretty outgoing. Are you like this in real life as well? Do you proactively go and chat up girls?

I have pretty limited (almost non existant) experience in this field - though I get chatted up pretty often (can't think of a reason why) so unable to offer any conctere advise, except, be confident and go in for the kill once you spot someone you like (and that does not mean every girl standing near the bar) !!
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material girl
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 03:09 am
I broke a nail yesterday,does that count as being wounded pray?

I think using phrases like 'putting it in someone' may hinder your chances of finding love.Try not to use the phrase when talking to an attractive lady.

Hmm,Its a rare combination,beautiful and funny.The only comedienne I can think of in the UK thats both is Daisy Donavan, oh and Josie Lawrence.

Kicky-where can I find a picture of you?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 06:25 am
Here's Kicky, in one of his glamour photos. I don't get it either, if I were a girl, I'd let him stick it in.

http://www.carmacowboys.dk/links/ugly.jpg
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material girl
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 08:44 am
Where did you get that picture of my ex from?!!!!!!
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 09:58 am
I notice that most folks assume that two horny people having sex right away, say the first day they meet, are unlikely to become lovers in a long term relationship. I think this generalization is often true, but not always so.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 10:02 am
Mr Wolf was a one night stand.........
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material girl
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 10:14 am
If he is Mr Wolf I assume you are still with him.
How is he a one night stand?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 10:29 am
msolga wrote:
I've just read all 23 pages of this thread, kicky. (Procrastination strategy. Too much work to do tonight, in preparation for tomorrow! Mad ) But, um .... could it be, perhaps, maybe ... that it's not just sex you're after, but, um ... love? Surprised This could well be the cause of your malaise. What do you think? (It wouldn't surprise me in the least. Very Happy )


I am looking for love.

Did you read my analogy of the kid with the candy? What it comes down to is that I want love, but while I'm looking, if someone who I'm attracted to wants to just do it, I'm going to do it.

I was very close to writing to my old f-buddy this morning. I was in the shower, and I started thinking about when she used to come over for a quickie when she was cheating on her boyfriend with me, and then before I knew what was happening, my penis was standing up and shouting at me, "go send her an e-mail!...go send her an e-mail!..." I actually wrote a whole e-mail response to her and then came to my senses just as I was about to hit the ENTER key. Wheew! Close call.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 10:44 am
the prince wrote:
Ok, I will be serious for once.

Kicky, have seen yr pics, and I think (and no, this is not a pick up line) you are a pretty good looking guy (pretty used as a adverb and not as an adjective), so I am finding it a bit difficult to understand why have you gone for 6 months without "putting it in" !

Out here, you come across as pretty outgoing. Are you like this in real life as well? Do you proactively go and chat up girls?

I have pretty limited (almost non existant) experience in this field - though I get chatted up pretty often (can't think of a reason why) so unable to offer any conctere advise, except, be confident and go in for the kill once you spot someone you like (and that does not mean every girl standing near the bar) !!


I don't proactively do anything. I'm lazy! I'm somewhat outgoing, but I almost never go up and start a conversation with somebody I don't know. But when I go out, I do...sometimes.

Be confident. That is the key, I know. But you can't fake confidence, and you can't just "be" confident. I remember when I was confident...it was in college, and I used to act just like I do on A2K back then. I loved those days. I have been starting to get closer to that level of confidence lately.

Have no fear, I'll be fine.
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material girl
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 10:54 am
Thanks for that image of you standing to attention in the shower!!!Brightened up my dingey day.

Im kinda the same as you(apart from the erection).
Love would be fab but Im willing to do 'stuff' with others.
Sadly the standard of the guys have to be as high as husband status.
Cant be doing with all the sticky fumblings with someone I dont particularly like just so he can ignore me afterwards!

Im actually going to aparty in 3 weeks where there will be people... guys...who I have never met before.....mmmmm,fresh totty.
I doubt Il have the guts to talk to somebody when im there and Il sit in a corner wondering why no ones talking to me.But ya never know.


Back to the shower imagery......
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George
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 11:04 am
Why does Kicky always look straight ahead in the shower?

He believes it's not fair to look down on the unemployed.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 11:31 am
Laughing
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Eryemil
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 02:06 pm
You're killing me George. Laughing
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kickycan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 04:52 pm
Hehehe...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Wed 2 Mar, 2005 05:57 pm
Oh George http://www.mainzelahr.de/smile/froehlich/laughing1.gif
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