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Does Canada have Weapons of Mass Destruction?

 
 
au1929
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 03:54 pm
Does Canada have weapons of Mass Destruction.
Yes they are called Canadians :wink:
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 03:56 pm
Sauteed.
I'm gonna check into that one.

Get into the pan, sweetie. I know it's a bit tight, but it'll fit better once we've sweated you down a bit.
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cavfancier
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 04:06 pm
There is nothing better than the singe of double-smoked bacon grease on a man, when fried in the nude. It smells great, there's a bit of masochism going on, and you get breakfast.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 04:07 pm
<sniff>



<sigh>



<swoon>
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 04:08 pm
Is that you talking, Cav? Or has Gautam hijacked your character?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 04:09 pm
Gautam doesn't live here anymore.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 04:10 pm
Where does he live?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 04:10 pm
Gautam has been replaced. Usurped, so to speak.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 04:13 pm
Oh. You're talking about that whole "Prince" thing.

I understand now.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 04:14 pm
yeah. that whole thing.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 04:14 pm
Hell, maybe I'll become a king.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 04:15 pm
King of the road.
Good song.

<nods>
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 04:17 pm
Or, borrowing a title from James Clavell, how about "King Rat?"

(I think that was Clavell)
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 04:18 pm
Re: Does Canada have Weapons of Mass Destruction?
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Canada has weapons of mass destruction


Yes.
And they are hidden at Cav's house. So we should all go over there and look. ;-)
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 04:18 pm
Think yer right.

King Rat vs King of the Rats (that would be a bit too subway urban for you)
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 04:21 pm
King Rat it is!

I'm off to see the hamsters.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 05:20 pm
I must be close, the local equivalent of Charlie's Angels have arrived to warn me off...

http://www.festival.ai/ezimagecatalogue/catalogue/variations/4587-450x500.jpg
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Steppenwolf
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 05:28 pm
Be careful, Mr Stillwater. Drool, act flustered, and generally pretend that you're enthralled by these wicked beasts. Remember, WMD be among the surf, sun and women.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 05:30 pm
Never fear I plan to surrender slowly, one gir... agent at a time... and stretch it out over a week. Errr, I'm going to need some extra 'folding paper' to cover these expenses...
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Fri 3 Dec, 2004 05:36 pm
I am sitting on a bench overlooking the Bay of Fundy with a truckload of fishguts and a stolen dog, meanwhile I see Mr. Stillwater's mission seems to be going a lot better, a lot.

The tide is especially low tonight and I'm told by the locals I should be able to walk across into deep Canadian Terrortory where I shall look for the Weapons of Mass Destruction.
\

Here I go.

Joe Nation
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