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Does Canada have Weapons of Mass Destruction?

 
 
Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 05:49 pm
I just turned on the news and Bush and Rice are railing on about the danger Canada is posing to the world. Bush says Canada has weapons of mass destruction and that Paul Martin is an evil dictator who has gassed thousands of hockey players.

Is this true? I was just beginning to like the Canadians.

Oh, well, I'd better go down to the drugstore and buy some more of those American flags. I guess I'm gonna need them.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 05:51 pm
Yeah, they're part of the axis of evil, didn't you know?
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 05:57 pm
I just want everyone to know on this random thread that my FI was just extended AGAIN in Iraq until March 5th.

N. Korea better behave because I really don't need him to get deployed again.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 05:58 pm
Sorry to hear that Jo
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 06:00 pm
Is there any danger that they might send you to Canada, Jo?
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 06:02 pm
Oh! The Horror! They wouldn't...... would they?
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 06:03 pm
lol, no but I do think it's beautiful there. Smile

a little cold there though.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 06:04 pm
Where'd you get the feather duster, Jo?
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 06:06 pm
you talking about what's in my hand?

it was a gift to keep from my FI before he left in case i get lonely.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 06:07 pm
yep
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 06:08 pm
That's a hell of a feather duster.

One of the nicest ones I've ever seen.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 06:10 pm
Sorry to hear that, Jo.

I'd read about some extensions at another forum, had hoped it wouldn't impact you. Can't you beg them to let him get as far as Germany for a day or two - just so you can marry the guy?

The Canadian troops currently on peacekeeping duties in Afghanistan probably won't be coming straight back to Canada as planned - they're going into
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"a formal decompression period" for the exhausted soldiers returning home in February.
That's before they're allowed to come home.
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 06:14 pm
ehbeth, that made me smile. that would be sweet. i hear so many stories from my friends about them proposing to their girlfriends in germany while they are on leave from Iraq (they have their gf fly out there as you suggested). i'm sure their proposals were beautiful. Smile

gus, thanks for being warm in your own way. Laughing
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Joahaeyo
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 06:16 pm
the good news now is i can send him a christmas package. before we couldn't because they were "supposed" to be heading home.
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colorbook
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 06:56 pm
Gus, Canada is just an hour away from me...should I be worried? Shocked
Smile
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 07:04 pm
Is it getting closer?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 07:07 pm
We're actually trying to make the distance a bit bigger, but in very discrete increments.
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Joe Nation
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 07:09 pm
I just looked at a map of Canada. It's looks dangerous with that big parrot's head at it's east end. <shivers in fear>

And they've got the high ground!


Joe
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 07:32 pm
I tella ya, Bush being in Canada today worries me. Is he safe there? Do you think he might try to defect? Would they let him stay if sought political assylum. These are worrisome questions in these uncertain times.

But, on the bright side, as a D.C. newspaper has already pointed out in this morning's edition, Tom Ridge was certainly the best Homeland Security guy we ever had. Who will color-code the days of the week now that he's leaving? More stuff to worry about.
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Mr Stillwater
 
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Reply Wed 1 Dec, 2004 07:34 pm
Well, they have been recalling older reserves for Iraq. Perhaps he's checking out all the options for avoiding active duty again.
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