Please stop with the porn

Hey, I dyed my hair a few times. Blue ... and pink ;-). And we all use aftershave, come on.

Then again, German PM Schroeder actually had some magazine sued because it "alleged" that he dyed his hair ... so I guess to remain attractive to the voters you gotta keep your hair a vital colour, but not let anyone think you actually dye it ... people be strange.

They be strange indeed! By the way shiver,whats LMAO stand for? I new at this. I'll bet it was a cheap shot wasnt it?! Well if it was ,you and my wife have a lot in common!!!

Laughing My Ass Off ...

Oh,thanks. Only been on the net a hand ful of weeks. As far as the topic goes I worked at a 24 hour newstand (night shift) a couple of years ago and walked away with quite a bit of free porn. Never even looked at 90% of it so I started giving away bundles of it for christmas presents.No sh*t!!! And a girl I knew was always asking for new movies,I must have given her 50. No point to this really except I know for a fact that (some)girls like it too. Hell,apparently I was ones supplier!!!

WEll Hi there Roger........

Carbuncle wasn't a cheap shot....lol BTW, loved the definition of foreplay..hehe :wink:

And theres nothing wrong with naked men......having thier clothes ripped off, I'm an aggressive woman ....been known to rip my husbands off.

But I have to say...one of the biggest eye openers for my husband was to literally swap places with him. Without any conversation beforehand, I caught him busy, off gaurd and apparently not in the mood. (does that sound familiar?) And kinda pushed my way around with him...talked to him like he did with me, when he was feeling amourous... It was funny, and all I could do to keep a straight face. Lets just say...he was a lil shocked. Even though he saw the humor in it, he does his approach in a different manner now.

Gentlemen,take your hats off to this lady.She will **ck you and your mind at the same time!!!!

You talk about what happens when you "get comfortable" with someone in a relationship.

I get comfortable off the bat. For example, within 5 minutes of meeting this girl last night, I told her "I'm self-centered, insulting, and a jerk. But I'm fun as hell."

I ended up hooking up with her, even after kissing her friend right in front of her. However, I'm really not a jerk and only insulting in a funny/sarcastic way, but it's best to get these things out in the open.

Thank you Carbuncle...lol

Slappy......I'd date ya...No sense in beating around the bush...hehe

Of course you would. I'm money.

You can tell I'm very shy.

HEHEHEHEHE

So,shiver,did you walk in your husbands shoes all the way? You know,watching porn and eating cheetos?

LMAO

Awww Carbuncle...if I told all thaaaaattttt, they'd report me..lol

I like being a man for a day. I wake up late, throw on some sweat pants and a sweatshirt. I head to the kitchen to open the fridge, look around, decide there isn't anaything I want and grab a soda. Then it's off to the living room where I sit down, recline the chair and grab the remote. Flip flip flip through the channels until I find something to stare at. Then I get comfy, throw a blanket over myself, stick my hand down my pants and remain in that exact position until at least 3pm, using my free " not-down-the-pants hand to munch on the various bags of goodies that were left in the living room the night before. Sometimes I can even make it til 5 or later if it's a really good "man day".

Kristie, you could do that now.

The benefits: you're walking down the street and really need to take a piss.

You go and piss on a tree.

Now that's what I'm talking about.

Oh, and banging chicks. Good times. They usually pick me up while I'm pissing on trees.

LMAO @ Kristie...now thats what I'm talkin' about..lol

I have seen too many MEN do JUST THAT!!!

BTW, whats with the hand down the pants thing anyway? Hell, its not like its going to get up and run off...

Any MAN want to explain?? lol

Gets itchy, that's all. We are simple beasts.

LoL..thanks Cav!

Maybe if ya'll washed it more often it wouldn't get itchy. I just figured it felt good........haha

It does feel good, but on the other hand, why wash it when we can just dip it in chocolate, or Bailey's Irish Cream?

Yes, actually, it does feel good.

I used to have a bad(?) habit of putting my hand down my pants constantly. It was my freshman year in college, I played baseball all through high school, so I was used to adjusting my cup all the time.

But it's just comfortable. Like when your dog is on the couch with you, you just put your hand on his head.