Please stop with the porn

cavfancier wrote:

One memorable night, we rented some porn, got naked, spread a blanket out, lit a few candles, and I shaved her, then ate her like a lobster buffet.

you know, a lot of women would find this offensive...

I almost fell off my chair.

i like playing hide the salami.

You know shewolf, it's funny because I was just thinking that I CANNOT wait to get home so I can get naked and wait for my husband to get home.

Kristie wrote:

You know shewolf, it's funny because I was just thinking that I CANNOT wait to get home so I can get naked and wait for my husband to get home.

Start with out him. It gives you more 'vigor' :wink:

Cav's such a food fancier he uses euphamisms like: hide the salami....hmmm
Not really that funny.

So much for trying to ruffle Cav's feathers. I give up! It can't be done.

I don't want to do any more work today...just watch asian porn.

Well, I am all for banning anyone from these threads who continue to get upset when the catch their spouse looking at porn and insist on crying about it to the rest of us. If it makes them mad, then just leave the bugger. Don't come asking us about it. We don't know the guy well enough to tell him to stop.

Maybe if they just take their husbands to the bedroom for a good spanking, that will solve the problem. Hmmmmm......

Kristie wrote:

i like playing hide the salami.

I prefer - tube steak -