Please stop with the porn

Ok, not making porn, selling porn, watching porn, even if it has something to do with a three-legged dog named "Ned."

I'm talking about all the "why does my husband/boyfriend look at porn? I HATE HIM!" threads posted by women.

Seriously. Stop.

Breakdown for you, in case you're that clueless about how men work: in case you haven't heard, men and women are a little different when it comes to sexual stimulation.

It doesn't mean he's cheating on you.

It doesn't mean he doesn't like looking at your ass....well, maybe it does. If you were hot when you got married, and felt it was ok to put on 150lbs, that's understandable. I have to personally thank A2K for putting the final nail in the coffin for me: I'm never getting married.

What it means is: men are visually stimulated. I don't care HOW in love he is with you, he is going to look at other women. Whether it's walking down the street, the waitress, the clerk at Burger King! He's going to think "what does she look like naked?" This is the way things are, accept it. Whether or not he's a jerk about it is another thing. I've been so into a girl, where I would have never even thought about cheating, but I definitely still noticed other women.

Men like variety in their sex life. Men are biologically wired to impregnate many women over the course of their lifetime. Women are wired to get pregnant, have the baby, then take care of the baby. This takes time. A guy could impregnate 100's of women in that time. Again, this doesn't mean he's going to cheat on you. It just means...guys are turned on my big boobs, nice hair, whatever. Women are turned on by looks as well, but there are other factors that give them the gut "wow, that guy's hot" affect. This is why women read romance novels and watch romantic movies for stimulation, and guys look at Penthouse.

Part of that variety, is porn. Guys like seeing 18 year old girls take coats of paint on their face, and kissing other 18 year old girls. Once guys watch a porn a few times, even that becomes boring, and must move on to another. Again, this doesn't mean he's going to toss you like a DVD.

Now, I understand if porn starts replacing your sex life...that's a different story, and could fall into the same category as drinking, gambling, ect. But if you're all pissed because you found out he's got some magazines, or is looking at pictures online, then you've got some insecurities, or just don't understand why guys look at porn.

Of course, I'll say this over and over, Slappy doesn't look at porn. Women are beautiful people inside, and not pieces of meat. Damn, something's in my throat, I keep coughing.

Let's turn this into another gay "make my thread long" so would-be posters can read my genius insight on this topic.

Feel free to turn this into a male-bashing thread, and I'll spin it right around on your dumb insecure ass. It'll be fun.