I have a much more pressing issue. Stop with the corn already. This post was sent from my aching bowels.
I was just kidding, but thanks for the concern Kristie.
cavfancier wrote:I was just kidding, but thanks for the concern Kristie.
thanks cav...make me all concerned and worried....see if I come to your aid next time....
the boy who cried wolf.... got eaten in the end. :wink:
Reminds me of a Howard Stern skit on E!. The curtains open and there's Howard sitting on a pot. He stands up, adjusts his pants, looks behind himself and says "Who wants to see the corn in my ...". You get the idea.
Kristie wrote:
Quote:the boy who cried wolf.... got eaten in the end.
Lucky fricking boy if you ask me...Cav, is that you i hear howling lover :wink:
:wink:
Actually, it was curried Singapore noodles that did it...so no, not a happy boy today.
Ants in the Tree did it for me, and luckily for the restaurant, though its name is beginning to form, I forget the name of the restaurant right by Westwood and Pico...
hisssssssssssssssssssss.
Maybe I'm slow,but whats this even about?
Guess you are.
Refer to page 1.
Ah Soo..but how does that correlate to corn in your sh*t?
Its the way all threads go, in the end ... ;-)
Corn!!! Glad I stayed away...............
Porn and Men - Flip the Script
Women like to know that they are the one's that turn on their husbands/boyfriend's. Bottom Line...I don't need any other woman on a porn sight to do that for me...
Woman - Just Flip the script...find a good porn sight where the men look better and bigger then your significant other and you will see him go from a big pecking jerk to a little mini me in a instant.
Sometimes men need to swallow their own medicine at times to feel insecure about themselves. That is usually below the belt if you know what I mean.
All woman are beautiful and if your hubby has to grab the lotion and touch the flat screen to get off then maybe you should just let him stay there and choke the chicken.
Your the real thing and you know it....Turn on the porn look at some good looking men and enjoy yourself more then him and you'll see his horns come out....Been there and done that.
My husbands likes to think he has a big D and that he does. My bust size is 38 DD and he was not satisfied with having the real thing lying beside him at night. He went for 42 triple K on the internet. Imagine that... Well now he can choke the chicken and pretend all he wants. I walk around all day teasing him and making him hard. When he ask for some I toss him the lotion and show him the path to the internet...
If he can't respect me for the woman and wife that I am then he is the one losing out in the end.
good luck with that. sounds awfully counterproductive.
if my girlfriend was looking at porn, that would be hot. if the men were bad looking, i might be insulted. "so wait, it's ugly men that turn you on?"
of course, lots of women look at porn all the time.
I predict a quick end to that particular relationship..
