Back in the singles' club again

Well, she didn't respond at all.

I keep telling people, "women hate me," and they tell me I'm crazy, but all the evidence points to it over and over again.

I confess Kicky that after you didn't respond to my PM a few weeks back I put a curse on you that will make all women hate you. To remove the curse you must send all the women on A2K who have posted over 1000 times a diamond tennis bracelet, a box of truffles from Bendel's sweet shop, a pair of cashmere socks and video of yourself naked and kneeling in front of St. Patrick's Cathedral as the noon bells ring. If you leave out any woman or do not remaining kneeling for the full 12 rings the curse will remain.

I had thought to just turn you into a newt, but that old spell has been done to death.

Only if he pays for my flight to NYC to meet in front of St. Pat's...

so we can all go to lunch at his expense at a fine italian-ish restaurant of my choice, say, for example, Babbo, but not limited to Babbo.






Hey, she might have sudden bilateral carpal tunnel...

Hey, at least you asked for her number.

Just look at it on the positive side: if you had no balls to ask women out, you'd never find out they hate you.

Nevermind.

It's only been a day!

Keep the video and truffles, but I want those socks and the bracelet.

hmmmmmmm, maybe we do all hate Kicky. It is a possibility. Must mull.

As one of the qualifying women, I'm looking forward to my parcel of goodies!
I s'pose you have to allow extra time for it to reach here.

Will someone send me a copy of the video?!

You can have ehBeth's video, and I guess it's Ok if you also get her box of truffles too.

Wheeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Ta!

Anyone messes with my socks though, and there's gonna be some kinda gypsy curse heading your way.

(what a great opportunity to learn about my heritage ... how to curse Kicky and sock thieves ... a la gypsy)

Kicky needs to learn that if he wants women to like him he should give them cashmere socks.

waiting for my socks

I'm going to have to look for those socks. I'm thinking I'll do the video tomorrow, when it's sunny. It's cloudy today, and my naked ass looks better with sunshine on it.

One question still puzzles me though. If Greenwitch put the curse on me a few weeks ago, who put the same curse on me for the other twenty years of my adult life?

Legend has that your parents neglected to invite the witch Maleficent to your christening:



She was so engraged that she cursed you and said women will refuse to give you their phone numbers.

However, lucky for you, the good fairy witches were also there:



and although they could not undo the curse of Maleficent, they could ease it with a few thoughtful gifts. They bestowed upon you a sense of humor, a charm that comes through easily in print, and big putz. Only time will tell if the good fairies beat out the evil Maleficent and now, of course, your future sex life also depends on you finding those socks.

Well, if you get no response after a few days, I only see one way to win her over.

Throw a brick through her living room window that reads "I love you."

Man, so close and yet so far.

I guess I'll have to go find my own box of truffles.

It's OK Shazzer, for a lousy 36 posts we can fix this on a curve. Kicky add her to your list.

No way! You can't change a damn curse after it's already been thrown! And you can't add to it either! I looked it up on Wiki-damn-pedia! Ha!

Oh come on Kicky, I was only thinking of you. If you give Shazzer some truffles maybe she will give you her phone number (I think she looks a lot like Audrey Hepburn).

Green Witch, you matchmaker you. . .

About 32 to go now.

It's Ok Kicky, if you can't spare a few truffles. A man's got to have priorities, you know.