Gaddafi and Assad say the exact same words you do re what they are trying to do, so the comparison is not only not ludicrous but it is required.
It is completely ludicrous. It's only required because as always, you don't have a ******* clue about what's going on. Why do you have to always say something so teeth-gratingly stupid? Don't you just ever stop for a second and think, 'For once, I won't say something so utterly cretinous, it will freeze my bowels.'
Stop trying to be clever
, because that's when you let people know you're stupid. So just try to keep up, that should do for starters. Everytime you try to think, you say something stupid.
Instead, say something like, 'Oh a riot, must be a frightfully noisy affair,' that way people won't think you've been snorting ralgex.