A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS

_Is a pdead center hit. Ive been in the hospital last few days with some small injuries and eye damage. Last Fri AM, I was toodling up a country road and some body had spooked a deer in the woods (Its hunting season in PA). The deer, tried to clear an incised road by jumping across. He almost made it. I was at the wrong place at the wrong time again. The deer came rocketing into the windshield of my Ford Escape. My windhsiled just exploded with me recieving the shard shower. I was able to control the car and come to a stop and, after shaking like a cottonwood leaf,and checking my pants for any deposits, I was sitting there with a knocked out deer in my lap. Deer was not sufficiently dead because he came to and began thrashing about. I just got out only after he gouged me with an antler in my side and seemed to bust a rib and give me terrible pains on breathing. (I now have a trauma induced hietal hernia a butsed rib and some shards of glas in my face and eyes). So, I was taken to the hospital and then , after tying me up and doing xrays and looking at the hernioa, I was driven down to the eye hispital in Philly for some shard removal . Im wearing apatch on one eye where i apparently was flapping my eyelid while there was some glass between my lid and my conjunctiva. So, its been back and forth and dark and light and meds and drops and bandages and I may need an operation to fix the hernia if it causes any gastric problems.

DAYUM, Ill prbably be off the boards for a while so I can give the eyes a rest.

So how was your weekend?