A DEER IN THE HEADLIGHTS

I think we should carefully re-inspect how we learned the life-applications of that maxim.

YOU FIRST.

When someone is referred to as "late" , it is an attempt at underreporting their present life state.

as in "the late Mr Deer"

Dont nobody read ALexander Mcall SMith?

I didn't realize Dylan was still alive.

The name Alexander is familiar but I cant place it....

Alexander McCall Smith is famous for his The No.1 Ladies' Detective Agency series which has also been turned into an HBO television series. I haven't read the books or seen the show. Though I borrowed a copy of the first book from the library but didn't get around to reading it.

That cracked me up. It could have been worse...you could have lost it.

I wouldn't want the NYPL thugs after me in their vicious pursuit of collecting their money for the lost book.

I'm just finding this thread. I'm speechless. Glad you're alive and kind-of-okayish.

Ive heard that they relentlessly pursue people whove borrowed Lady Chatterley. They will chase you to the grave.

You didn't miss much . . . his novels about Scotland are better written, but even they are rather palid entertainment . . .

Oh no! I've been gone a couple of days, and look what happened!

Are you still in a lot of pain, farmerman? Are you taking anything for it? When do you see the doctor next?

I'm with tsar...I think you handled the situation marvelously. I would have been a basket case. I think I would still be shaking.

Nah, Except for a little pain in my rib area and some black and blue marks , Im good now. I had the eyepatch removed and Im gonna use some medicated drops for a few days, so my eyes are good (My glasses probably protected me more than I give em credit). When I went over to look at my car. Apparently the airbags deployed ok, but the funny thing is, I DONT RECALL THAT. It happened that fast and the deer's head probably deflated the one on my side shortly after it deployed.

They will repair my car and itll take about a week. They will detail it too, That is "of awe" to me since I have a lot of snack wrappers and empties in the back seat.

Im gonna carry a boathook with me from now on. That way I can push a deer away from me and give me more time to get out of the way if he should revive.

You should also acquire a gravity gun:

Or at least invent one if you can't find one!

Quite helpful for pushing/jettisoning Combine Soldiers, Ant Lions, and disoriented deer and moose.

Dave ! DAVE !!! Caesar Stevanus has a gun !

Check your local gravity gun control laws first.
I hope the 2A covers that.

So shoud we all

I gotta get one; gravity has been getting too heavy these last few years.

Check for deer ticks ?

I knew you would like it. What scares me is you heard me yell out.

Never mind Dave, so long as your heart is light...and never let the bastards grind you down !