@mismi,
mismi wrote:
a little vienna sausage! ohwee
It only gets that big when I'm excited, but thanks for the confidence boost. As big as a vienna sausage...wow, that would be awesome.
Thanks everyone for reminding me to bring a magnifying glass for viewing purposes. That could have been embarrassing.
You could tell her its bigger than it looks. Explain that her perspective is a bit askew due to her involvement with those huge stripper poles.
@CoastalRat,
Another good idea! Man, I am glad I have you guys to look to for advice.
@CoastalRat,
Well, that would be a trial balloon, wouldn't it?
Someone's been using their library card, or just staying up to date with their aldaily briefings.
http://www.doublex.com/section/arts/my-life-g-string-round-stripper-memoirs
Quote:My Life In a G-String: A Round Up of Stripper Memoirs
Top "article of note" at aldaily today.
Co-incidence?
@ehBeth,
some great journalism there...thanks ehbeth
@kickycan,
Quote:It only gets that big when I'm excited, but thanks for the confidence boost. As big as a vienna sausage...wow, that would be awesome.
Well...maybe as big as a summer sausage - I get them confused - really - size doesn't matter...or does it? Is that in another thread?
@DrewDad,
I had been reading this thread during the week
http://able2know.org/topic/98447-1
and ehbeth's post really put the thread in perspective. What a hoot! One classic A2k free-for-all.
@Green Witch,
Green Witch wrote:I understand why men want to look at strippers, but I don't understand why someone like Kicky would want to date one. Even if she is well educated, you know she is going be spending a large part of her time being ogled by other men who are paying for the privilege. Is it thrill of getting it for free?
It's like how a safari hunter wants to face and conquer the toughest foe in the jungle. To me, banging a hot stripper would be like taking down a charging rhino armed only with a Vienna sausage. I'll probably go down in flames, but I must try to bag this hot stripper, dammit, I must!
@kickycan,
I would think a super model would better fit that goal. Having sex with a stripper seems more like bagging a hooker who can afford to say "no".
It's not really like going where no man has gone before. Just to be on the safe side, bring a sippy cup and keep it covered during brunch/lunch or whatever it you plan to do. I'm not sure what the right thing is to say here, is it "Yo Yo Yo, youda man", or is it "Awsome..... Dude" or is it "have you lost your mind" Anyway, if any of this is true, be careful.
@Green Witch,
Quote:Having sex with a stripper seems more like bagging a hooker who can afford to say "no
are you kidding!? Strippers have a proven ability to tap into men's erotic imagination, plus the proven willingness to indulge said erotic imagination. These are two lines in the "pro" column, highlighted. The only con of dating a stripper that I can think of is that the hours suck, so the relationship suffers.
@mismi,
mismi wrote:
Quote:It only gets that big when I'm excited, but thanks for the confidence boost. As big as a vienna sausage...wow, that would be awesome.
Well...maybe as big as a summer sausage - I get them confused - really - size doesn't matter...or does it? Is that in another thread?
I don't know, let's see what everybody thinks. Ladies, is it the vienna sausage (top picture) that you prefer? Or is the summer sausage (below) more to your liking?
What a surprise! Kicky has turned this thread into a discussion of his penis!
this conversation is silly, it makes me wanna giggle how sad this is.
i mean, it went from what is ms. "cutiepie" to dating advice to kicky's nuts.
cmon, where's this conversation gonna venture next? sex advice?
i bet it could possibly! just saying, this is COMPLETELY off topic, but that's how most conversations are anyway, so i dont really mind too much
JustLeSha this is what is commonly called a classic A2K digression thread.
and BTW its supposed to make you giggle.
@dadpad,
well then now i dont feel so stupid for laughing...usually i dont laugh this much unless i talk to my friends, and what the heck is a classic A2K digression thread?
@Green Witch,
Green Witch wrote:
What a surprise! Kicky has turned this thread into a discussion of his penis!
I don't know what you're talking about. I thought we were discussing sausages, you dirty dirty girl...
