Then dilute it to one-quarter strength and don't ride your bicycle for two weeks.
I don't know where ye been Laddie, but I'm happy to see that ye won first prize.
McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and placing them in a jar. When the jar was filled with olives and all the drinks consumed, he started to leave.
"S'cuse me," said a customer, who was puzzled over what McQuillan had done. "What was that all about?"
"Nothing," he replied, "my wife just sent me out for a jar of olives."
@rimik,
If that's not the punch line to a knock - knock joke, I give up. What's the joke?
If that was a straight question, yes, of course you can.
By the way, that's not a porch - it's a Ferrari.
@Bi-Polar Bear,
That's not beer! It's my urine sample!
@cherrie,
"Under me buckin' 'at!"
(To little boy : " Ooh, you're all dressed up as a pirate..where are your bucaneers?")
@cherrie,
Cherri, that just might be my all time favorite joke.
@roger,
If your erection lasts for over four hours, consult with your doctor.
@cicerone imposter,
If I
EVER have one that lasts that long, I'll post that fascinating info on FB and maybe a full-page ad on NY Times.
@Ragman,
There are some tv ads that warns people who use whatever it is (meds) that can cause that to happen. I think it's something like viagra. LOL
I think it's 10 minutes max for most men.
@roger,
I love imagining the look of horror on the guy's face.
@cherrie,
And there's not a thing he can do. The kid thinks he followed his instructions exactly.
Yeah, but my thumb still hurts like hell.
'Cos the parrots eat 'em all.
