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jespah
 
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2008 05:20 am
@Merry Andrew,
None. I'll sit in the dark.
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Butrflynet
 
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2008 08:37 am
Their windows fell out.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2008 12:21 pm
...and St. Peter's wings fell off.
jespah
 
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2008 12:57 pm
@Merry Andrew,
Oh, that's George Bush's* clock. We use it as a fan.

*Or substitute anyone you like who you feel like dissing.
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Mon 24 Nov, 2008 07:03 pm
@jespah,
"And we were just standing there, shaking hands, when this damned Humvee came along and hit us."
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Gelisgesti
 
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2008 10:30 am
Kick him in the ice hole
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cicerone imposter
 
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2008 03:58 pm
What happened to my other sox?
kickycan
 
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2008 05:29 pm
@cicerone imposter,
Death by bunga-bunga!!!

HAHAHAHA! That one kills me everytime!
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dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2008 05:51 pm
"the three of you again?!"
jespah
 
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2008 06:09 pm
@dagmaraka,
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to share in the experience.
dagmaraka
 
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Reply Tue 25 Nov, 2008 06:18 pm
@jespah,
twenty one: twenty to argue about methodology, one to change the bulb.


or: just one....but the light bulb has to want to change of its own will.
jespah
 
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Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2008 05:53 am
@dagmaraka,
One thousand. One to climb the ladder, one to hold the ladder, and 998 to rotate the house.
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squinney
 
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Reply Wed 26 Nov, 2008 06:26 am
"...Because I bet him $100,000 that at 10 o'clock this morning I'd have the balls of the president of the Bank of Canada in my hands."
jespah
 
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Reply Fri 28 Nov, 2008 04:44 pm
@squinney,
A newspaper.
Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Fri 28 Nov, 2008 05:12 pm
@jespah,
"Everybody's gotta be someplace."
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Sun 22 Feb, 2009 11:28 am
Who me?

(that always cracks me up)
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JLNobody
 
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Reply Sun 22 Feb, 2009 11:28 am
Who me?

(that always cracks me up)
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Tue 24 Feb, 2009 07:16 pm
"The doctor said you're going to die."
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djjd62
 
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Reply Tue 24 Feb, 2009 07:19 pm
i'm sure it's been done but,

"rectum, damn near killed him"
devriesj
 
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Reply Mon 2 Mar, 2009 12:42 pm
@djjd62,
"That's okay. He's just my da--aa-aa-aa-aa-d!"
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