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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jul, 2013 06:55 pm
Because of the vacuum in her head.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2013 01:40 am
@hingehead,
Well, if it was large, grey and wrinkly it would be an elephant.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2013 04:51 pm
So do all you guys play for the same team?
glitterbag
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2013 09:08 pm
@hingehead,
So,,,what position does your mother play?
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2013 09:24 pm
@glitterbag,
What problem?
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2013 09:25 pm
Two minutes earlier and he would'a shot me right in the back of the head.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Mon 22 Jul, 2013 09:34 pm
Debits on the left, credits on the right.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 02:51 am
Kermit's fingers.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 02:51 am
Bunny farts.
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Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 07:32 am
"They're my cankles!"
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Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 07:33 am
"Tastes just like chicken!"
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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 09:13 am
'Cause he was nailed to the cross!
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 09:53 am
Oh my God, it says celebrate not celibate.
Ragman
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 10:19 am
@glitterbag,
"I'm the Master of my Domain!"
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 10:20 am
"Oh,good. I was getting tired of that Sauterne every night."
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realjohnboy
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 01:42 pm
"No noose is good news!"
hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 04:49 pm
@realjohnboy,
You're mother's on the roof but don't worry I've called the fire brigade.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Tue 23 Jul, 2013 04:50 pm
I can't tell you, you're not a monk.
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Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jul, 2013 05:06 pm
"Oh, that's just the screen-saver."
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hingehead
 
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Reply Thu 25 Jul, 2013 05:29 pm
Yes, but it must be the widest.
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