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Setanta
 
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Reply Fri 12 Jul, 2013 02:02 am
The classic: Where were you when the **** hit the fan?
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Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Fri 12 Jul, 2013 02:13 am
"You can always paint it blue and join the police force."
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Fri 12 Jul, 2013 06:55 am
42!
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 12 Jul, 2013 07:54 pm
@roger,
I thought it was a blonde joke.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 12 Jul, 2013 07:55 pm
Why did the man dump ground beef on his head?
"He wanted a meatier shower."
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 12 Jul, 2013 07:56 pm
What do clouds wear under their shorts?
"Thunderpants!"
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George
 
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Reply Fri 12 Jul, 2013 08:09 pm
He got a little behind in his work.
Debacle
 
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Reply Fri 12 Jul, 2013 08:53 pm
@George,
Disaster.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Fri 12 Jul, 2013 09:38 pm
"The fridge doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out."
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 12:53 pm
@Ticomaya,
The Aristocrats!
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Ragman
 
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Reply Thu 18 Jul, 2013 10:41 pm
"Don't eat them, they're assholes!"
laughoutlood
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jul, 2013 12:10 am
@Ragman,
They both roll off your tongue.
Lordyaswas
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jul, 2013 01:41 am
@laughoutlood,
<Scots accent>

"Put yer hand up there again lassie, and it'll gruesome more!"
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Fri 19 Jul, 2013 02:18 am
@Lordyaswas,
<also with Scots accent>

"I dinna ken where you've been or what you've done, laddie, but I'm proud you won the Blue Ribbon for it."
glitterbag
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jul, 2013 05:45 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
First time out, and you picked the ugliest one!
Lustig Andrei
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jul, 2013 06:29 pm
@glitterbag,
Your turn in the barrel tonight.
glitterbag
 
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Reply Sat 20 Jul, 2013 07:34 pm
@Lustig Andrei,
Lustig Andrei wrote:

Your turn in the barrel tonight.


Damn, I was going to use that one next.
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jul, 2013 05:01 pm
Do ye have any idea how much strength you get if ye bite your own willy?
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hingehead
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jul, 2013 05:02 pm
Tea break's over, back on your heads.
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glitterbag
 
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Reply Sun 21 Jul, 2013 06:20 pm
Oh, because the new neighbor came from Ohio.
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