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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 09:10 am
@Bi-Polar Bear,
Quote:
Eventually, the Rottweiler lets go.
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 09:17 am
reservations
Rockhead
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 09:18 am
@Phoenix32890,
the same kind of person that would name a rottweiler Jesus...
Joeblow
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 09:19 am
@Rockhead,
I’m a frayed knot.
Foxfyre
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 09:53 am
Well I sure don't know where ye been Laddie, but I'm sure glad to see that ye won first prize.
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Merry Andrew
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 09:56 am
What's it mean to me? Somebody stole our tent!
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Phoenix32890
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 10:00 am
Quote:
The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she replied, "It's his turn with the teeth."
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Merry Andrew
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 10:02 am
Ha! The joke's on them. I wasn't even home yesterday.
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Phoenix32890
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 10:19 am
Quote:
And a great voice booms down from the heavens: "YOURS, TOO?"


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Bi-Polar Bear
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 10:29 am
and poof poof...they both went to hell...
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 10:29 am
sorry your eminence...you're a day late...
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Gelisgesti
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 12:01 pm
'fvck you', Tennessee Williams ..............
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djjd62
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 12:06 pm
@Joeblow,
Laughing
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 12:21 pm
I learned to say "isn't that special!" instead of "fuuck yoou."
Gelisgesti
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 12:24 pm
@DrewDad,
That would kill the joke Sad
lmur
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 12:34 pm
Just follow the yellow-pricked toad.
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squinney
 
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Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 12:53 pm
The Chief replied, "No deer. Ass too high. Run too fast."
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 01:17 pm
lipstick's harder to get off than ****...
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 01:23 pm
@Gelisgesti,
It's a different joke.
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DrewDad
 
  1  
Reply Fri 21 Nov, 2008 01:27 pm
The Germans, having received this same message during WWII from the Americans, suggested turning it upside down.
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