Thu 20 Nov, 2008 11:29 am
We did this years ago on Abuzz....just the punchline please... the more childish the better....
Hell help me find the keys and we'll drive out
I asked for an agreeable chick with legs that won't quit....
you put velcro on the ceiling
As I was standing in the hall
I saw a roach upon the wall
With his cock out
You don't think I asked for a 12 inch pianist do you?
I'll keep an eye out for ya.
Goddammit, my name's not Steve!
i'll pass, i just had some hot buttered corn
That'll teach me to Google punchlines....
So he yells, "Don't flush!"
There's no fuckin' brocolli!
Yeah, but do you have any broccoli
<runs away laughing>
Wind it up, and it walks into walls.
It's logical. A woman with her skirt up can run faster than any man with his pants down.
but what in the hell's a panoe
(okay it's actually the last line of a limerick)
And then I let go of the rope. . .