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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 11:29 am
We did this years ago on Abuzz....just the punchline please... the more childish the better....

Hell help me find the keys and we'll drive out
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 11:33 am
@Bi-Polar Bear,
I asked for an agreeable chick with legs that won't quit....
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djjd62
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 11:37 am
you put velcro on the ceiling
Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 11:38 am
@Bi-Polar Bear,
No soap...................radio!
farmerman
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 11:40 am
@Bi-Polar Bear,
As I was standing in the hall
I saw a roach upon the wall

With his cock out
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 11:43 am
You don't think I asked for a 12 inch pianist do you?
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 11:51 am
@Bi-Polar Bear,
I'll keep an eye out for ya.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 11:57 am
@Phoenix32890,
Phoenix32890 wrote:

No soap...................radio!

I don't get it.
mags314772
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 11:58 am
Goddammit, my name's not Steve!
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djjd62
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 11:59 am
i'll pass, i just had some hot buttered corn
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 12:00 pm
@djjd62,
That'll teach me to Google punchlines....
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 12:01 pm
So he yells, "Don't flush!"
chai2
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 12:05 pm
@DrewDad,
There's no fuckin' brocolli!
DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 12:10 pm
@chai2,
Yeah, but do you have any broccoli?

<runs away laughing>
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Rockhead
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 12:22 pm
why do you ask, two dogs [email protected]?
jespah
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 12:33 pm
@Rockhead,
Wind it up, and it walks into walls.
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 12:39 pm
It's logical. A woman with her skirt up can run faster than any man with his pants down.
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djjd62
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 12:46 pm
but what in the hell's a panoe

(okay it's actually the last line of a limerick)


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Foxfyre
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 12:46 pm
And then I let go of the rope. . .
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Thu 20 Nov, 2008 12:48 pm
because he fucks pigs.
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